It's the same thing every year - slow-cooked turkey in the oven with mashed potatoes.

A-HA! Until THIS year! The instructional video above teaches you a Thanksgiving twist... where your ingredients are reduced from ten grocery bags of crap to a Crave Case. YES!

You could even make your own version of mashed potatoes - smash your crinkle fries up. So easy.

You'll have to be near St. Louis, though, of course... Columbia still disappoints when it comes to having it's own White Castle.