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Apparently the best we've got.
If you're in better shape than this girl, head on down to the Playboy tryouts that started yesterday and finish today. The Daily talked to two of the girls who desperately want to be in the issue named Amber Sue (pictured above) and Reneé Alison, who only gave their first and middle names. And you said no one would want to try out. For shame. Here's a highlight:
"(Amber) attended an open casting call two summers ago in Cleveland, subscribes to the magazine and follows the website ("Like everyday," she confessed), where she found out about the tryouts.
"I skipped three classes this morning for this," she said."
How did people like this get into U of M? Shouldn't they just be like doing sit-ups, watching E! and looking at a mirror all day? If you know who either of these girls are, please, do tell. But seriously, is this what's going to represent us? Actual hot girls: lower your self-esteem, spray on some tan and get the hell over there before we become the laughing stock of the Big Ten.
Update: Yeah, this was far too easy: Hi Amber! Hi Reneé! Next time maybe skip the middle name, the Umich directory knows all.
"(Amber) attended an open casting call two summers ago in Cleveland, subscribes to the magazine and follows the website ("Like everyday," she confessed), where she found out about the tryouts.
"I skipped three classes this morning for this," she said."
How did people like this get into U of M? Shouldn't they just be like doing sit-ups, watching E! and looking at a mirror all day? If you know who either of these girls are, please, do tell. But seriously, is this what's going to represent us? Actual hot girls: lower your self-esteem, spray on some tan and get the hell over there before we become the laughing stock of the Big Ten.
Update: Yeah, this was far too easy: Hi Amber! Hi Reneé! Next time maybe skip the middle name, the Umich directory knows all.







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