NUDE AND EXCITEDXXXGIRLS: Ella Moss and BCBG Sample Sale

NUDE AND EXCITEDXXXGIRLS: Ella Moss and BCBG Sample Sale
They're behind the racks, I swear.

Forget women's bathrooms and the YWCA, the best new place for Peeping Tom's should be sorority sponsored sample sales (I dare you to say that ten times fast). Because of the lack of dressing rooms, it’s completely normal to see a score of girls in the underwear fighting for the last size S in last season’s dresses.

The clothes? Nothing to drop your panties over (ha) unless you’re in the market for another prom-inspired satin dress. BCBG might have some cute party tops, and Ella Moss makes some acceptable basic separates, but there’s really nothing there to warrant the hour long check-out line.

Unless, of course, you’re there to see half-nude girls. Guys, be warned: if my memory serves me correctly, I believe there’s a security guard stationed outside to prevent any creeps from entering. But if you pull the “I’m looking for a gift for my girlfriend/sister” line, you might get a chance to see some sorority girls in their Victoria Secret finest. Good luck.

The latest event lasts until 5 pm today at the I-House (Bancroft and Piedmont).

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