At 10 pm last night, yours truly was shot by a BB gun in a drive-by on Hill and Tappan. The Ann Arbor News reported today that a Dominoes Pizza in Pittsfield (just outside Ann Arbor) had its windows shot in overnight from a BB gun barrage. Coincidence? I think not.

Two campus safety articles in two days was not the plan, but AHor getting innocently drilled by a BB while heading to a party couldn’t be passed up. Luckily the BB bounced off AHor’s rock hard abs, missing his perfect bone structure up top and his family jewels down low, only leaving a small welt.

A newly moved-in freshman getting shot in the eye or face would not make for a great welcome week, so Ann Arbor police better step it up. It’s also doubtful that someone would order broken glass and pellets in addition to mushrooms on their pizza.