According to CNN.com, (and may I just say, CNN, how raunchy of you!), there are good kissers and bad. And the bad kissers (you dirty website you!), can be grouped into categories by animal. EasyNN defines a few species of animal that bad kissers tend to resemble, the most heinous of which I will list here.

-Iguana: cool, dry lips, darting tongue

-Puppy: the licking type. Enough said.

-Rattlesnake: tongue down the throat jammer. Ouch

-Venus Flytrap: And I quote "his mouth would open so wide that he'd cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breathe. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that's good enough for me."

-Skunk: posseser of breath of death

To Kissers everywhere--What do YOU think:

Which of these makeout mishaps are the most atrocious?