Traveling from Ann Arbor over break? You might want to leave your alcohol stash here and just go for some separate holiday booze shopping.

A man returning to Germany from a trip was stopped at security because of the new rules regarding liquids. He refused to hand over his bottle of vodka to the authorities. Instead he pulled a Stephon Marbury handle pass (where you don’t pass it) and drank the entire liter.

To put that into perspective, an entire fifth contains 750ml, and a liter consists of 1000ml (Wow, something useful from Chem 130). He was instantly unable to stand or function and was taken to a hospital for alcohol poisoning treatment. The man was 64 years old or in other terms 42 years graduated from the Michigan Greek System. Where else could he have learned how to do that?