My lovely colleague, The Philosopher, put it so well back in JUNE..."Joey GPS: Nope, It will never happen."

Yet somehow senator Matt Shapanka and the Tufts Daily seem to be under the delusion that strapping a GPS tracking device to one of the many different Joeys is going to happen sometime this century.

Or maybe Shapanka admitted defeat, as students have given up on his pet 'project': "They think it's an interesting project but they've lost confidence that it's actually going to happen soon," he told the Daily.

What? The student body losing confidence in an inept senate that fails to do anything but offer us Boloco on points? Say it ain't so TCU!