Eastern Michigan is located just a few miles away from our campus at U of M, and they're kind of like our creepy neighbor we avoid eye contact with whenever we go to and from our house. When they're not sending their students over to masturbate on our fraternities' couches (you need to read that), they seem to be up to things far more sinister.

Today the Detroit Free Press is reporting that EMU president John A. Fallon knew more about the rape and murder of a student on his campus than he was letting on. Not as in he was a suspect, but as in the fact that he reaallllly didn't want the press to know a student got raped and murdered on his campus. In addition to waiting to report that crime, the university is now being charged with "forgetting" to report other crimes on campus to make it seem safer.

U of M doesn't care if you think you're safe or not, we tell it like it is. Someone gets knifed in front of the Union? The headline of the Daily the next morning: "Man Stabbed at Heart of Campus." Crime is hilarious!