The male mouth is as deceptive as the male penis (especially when said mouth is describing the penis). However, one might be shocked as to how inaccurate male sexual accounts are on a wide scale. Or not.

Male promiscuity being natural has been backed by surveys detailing that men have more partners on average (roughly seven, while women average at four).

A mathmetician at UC Berkeley has contested these studies, claiming it is impossible for such a large difference. The logic is simple: if population is close to half male, half female, how can the average man have seven partners and average female have four? Logic transcends the deceitful penis.

A counter survey will be conducted to prove that all mathmeticians at Berkeley are jealous virgins.