Alright look, I know I've contributed the the Alpha Phi problem. I wasn't aware my opinion mattered so much when I ranked them #1 on The List, but I should have realized the consequences when I rated them as having the hottest pledge class as well. No wonder I've gotten so many Facebook friend requests.

The truth is, they do deserve it. At least in part. They do have the hottest, most diverse (hair color-wise of course) collection of girls on campus. Like I don't really see how that can be argued against by any objective observer. And I have found that generally they are nicer than most other sororities, although that can be equated to finding the nicest grizzly bear in the woods.

There's been a lot of drama about so-called "dirty" techniques employed during rush. I wasn't there, I don't know, but I wouldn't put it past them to hide uglier girls in the kitchen or show special treatment towards their favorites. As one commenter remarked, "If you're not cheating, you're not trying" and I'm well aware rush can be a cutthroat game. However, some of the charges, like frats giving out pencils, is just plain dumb. Like really, if you make your judgment about how to spend the next four years of your life based on a pink pencil handed to you by a brother in Phi Psi, you shouldn't be allowed to go to school here.

So yeah, Alpha Phi is by no means perfect, but I don't regret giving them my two #1 spots which I hear they use as a point of pride. Although I'm honored, they should be careful, pride will turn them into Tri Delt real quick, and though they're on top now, the winds around here can change fast.

Campus rep: 10/10
Bitch factor: 6/10