Chi Psi (not to be confused with Chi Phi or Phi Psi) is a bit of a mystery to me. I know that it exists as a technically active fraternity on campus, it has a well-maintained house on State St. and even has its own Facebook group. The mystery? Not only in three years at U of M have I never once met anyone in Chi Psi, but I also have never seen anyone exit or enter their house.

I'm tempted to break inside where I'm almost positive I would find the scene I've constructed above. Either Chi Psi is a fraternity operated solely by the ghosts of brothers past or it's just an elaborate ploy by members to be able to put "active participant in Greek Life" on their resume without ever actually having to do anything. At the moment I'm leaning towards ghosts, so I'm gonna fire up the Mystery Machine, round up the Harlem Globetrotters and investigate.

Campus rep: 1/10
Douche factor: ?/10