University of Michigan OTR: Michigan Greek Mythology: DG

Michigan Greek Mythology: DG

Posted by Johnny Quest 09/24/2007 10:25 AM
Category: Partying Tags: preparty, greek life

Alright, now picture it outdoors, in public and more awkward. Although they did have more enthusiasm. Waaay more enthusiasm.

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Den Super Man Dat Hoe

I heard this song no less than ten times in three hours at SigEp’s preparty this Saturday which became my chance to see what all the hype was about. Who were these magical classy, cute, intelligent, nice sorority ladies that make up Delta Gamma?

To quote the student section’s chant at the end of the Penn State game: “OV-ER RA-TED!”

There were a few cute girls, yes. Everyone popping their SigEp preparty shirt collars didn’t help things, but I was willing to overlook that. The majority of the girls however, seemed convinced that bleached-blonde hair alone makes you hot, and because of this, they were in fact, the shit.

Whether it was grinding up and down the pillars on SigEp’s balcony or dancing the “Soulja Boy” in the most awkward, most white way possible on the front lawn, classy wasn’t an adjective that came to mind, nor cute, nor intelligent. I guess they were nice enough, but everyone seems nice once they’ve had six beers and are trying to teach you how to correctly “Superman that hoe.”

It was just all so stereotypical. A bunch of blonde sorority girls wearing big sunglasses, miniskirts and carrying Coach clutches, drunk and dancing like idiots. Like I know there’s more to sorority life than that, but I’ve got to call it like I see it. Maybe pregame isn’t the best atmosphere to judge, but I came and I saw, and I wish I had brought a video camera.

Campus Rep: 6/10
Bitch factor: 2/10

+ 44 comments

Anonymous says,

so johnny, you were at sigep?? you were IN sigep?

i'd almost bet money on it at this point. Posted 09/24/2007 10:47 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

I'll take that bet Posted 09/24/2007 10:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I think preparty isn't the best atmosphere to judge a sorority at Johnny Quest, did you see some of the girls at the Fiji Preparty? Aka the girl who was taking off her classy jack daniels shirt every 5 seconds? might want to give the dgs a second chance Posted 09/24/2007 1:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I assure Mickey Ledouche and his comment,

"so johnny, you were at sigep?? you were IN sigep?

i'd almost bet money on it at this point."

that Johnny Quest is not now, or ever was, a member of SigEp. Douche. Posted 09/24/2007 3:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

UmMmMmM, I am in DG, and it's totally RUDE to stereotypicize all of us just cuz like, a couple girls might wear those big sunglasses. Posted 09/24/2007 3:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the girl above me just made herself sound like a complete moron Posted 09/24/2007 3:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous:

haha I am pretty sure that was the point of the comment. I can guarantee you that girl is not a member of Delta Gamma... Posted 09/24/2007 3:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

These random girls aren't in Delta Gamma. Most likely they're just people posting videos on YouTube.. At least find real DGs if you want to trash talk them. Posted 09/24/2007 3:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Delta Gamma was sorority of the year... and it is vot ed on by all of panhel, IFC, and the multi-cultural council. Posted 09/24/2007 3:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Yeah, I've heard mostly good things about DG during rush, and it's one of the few houses that isn't really trash-talked. Posted 09/24/2007 3:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Travis Radina is a liberal fraud! Posted 09/24/2007 5:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hey everyone.

shut the **** up. this fight is getting boring and old.

thank you. Posted 09/25/2007 1:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Personally, I like girls taking their shirts off every 5 minutes. Posted 09/25/2007 3:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

your a dirty GDI who sucks down other peoples beer and can't get his own girls Posted 09/25/2007 3:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Actually, I am the "girl in the Jack Daniels shirt". It feels good to know that people are losing sleep over these hard-hitting issues at night. Some people like to dance. Get over it. Some of us like to party here, and if it weren't for us, this school would be pretty damn boring.
xoxox Posted 09/26/2007 05:32 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Bingo, well said. Posted 09/26/2007 08:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

who is this travis radina you keep speaking of? Posted 09/30/2007 9:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"Actually, I am the "girl in the Jack Daniels shirt". It feels good to know that people are losing sleep over these hard-hitting issues at night. Some people like to dance. Get over it. Some of us like to party here, and if it weren't for us, this school would be pretty damn boring.
xoxox"

Um actually we could replace Jack Daniels shirt girl with a random chick from Deja Vu and it would the same class level and trashiness. Posted 10/12/2007 2:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Funny that you mention blondes.... i think you could probably count the blondes in DG on one hand. They have a million jews now.... Posted 10/16/2007 10:47 AMReply

Anonymous says,

false ^^ Posted 10/16/2007 10:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

dgs arent that cute overall (save for their seniors) and they are possibly the most uninteresting girls on campus...axos look as good (or slightly better, but maybe a little fatter) but are 100000x more fun Posted 11/01/2007 11:58 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i completely disagree, i always look forward to events with dg. the girls are mad fun without being slutty, which is hard to pull off. Posted 11/08/2007 12:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

why the hell would you want to party with girls who dont put out...you must be in sigep Posted 11/08/2007 1:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

maybe he doesn't want the clap from aphi or tridelt

then again, maybe he's a faygo Posted 11/08/2007 2:18 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so the 07 pledge class has a few girls that party hard, are hott and are a bit on the slutty side....but they may just be the dark horses of the pledge class..they honestly could bring dg into the partying realm of things. Posted 01/01/2008 10:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i think that dg 03 had a really hot pledge class, too bad they're gone...... Posted 01/17/2008 8:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DG fall 04 has a fair amount of cute girls...after that they went striaght downhill and have not recovered Posted 01/18/2008 10:47 AMReply

Anonymous says,

quack Posted 01/19/2008 10:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I heard dg07 is pretty legit... but everyone I know in dg04 is hot and parties. dg07 should aim to be like them and bring their rep back up Posted 01/21/2008 12:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: ANYBODY who can write a check for dues can be a SigEp "brother." No pledge term, no problem. Aka "we'll take anybody." Pussies. Posted 02/07/2008 11:34 AMReply

Anonymous says,

DG girls are soooooooo boring Posted 02/07/2008 1:00 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you're so boring Posted 02/07/2008 1:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DG 07 is bringing the rep back up. and they party hard! Check out the new campus rep and everyone wants to party with DGs Posted 02/09/2008 09:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah i like 07! they are HOT! Posted 02/10/2008 7:53 PMReply

Anonymous says,

last time i checked, the dgs were rarely bleach blonde,
but, when '07 lives in the house, that will be a true test, they will either rush some hard core drinking types or some really nice, non-partying-all-the-time types. Posted 02/20/2008 9:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

that whore on the right has massive tits. Posted 02/27/2008 4:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i love titties Posted 03/11/2008 1:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Super man that ho is abusive towards women! Oh wait, there's a thread for that already? Dammit. Posted 03/11/2008 5:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i don't think it matters what the dg's look like. they all have daddy issues which means it's a bad idea to talk to even the good looking ones. Posted 03/21/2008 09:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

....daddy issues? what the **** are you talking about? Posted 03/21/2008 6:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ugh DG's, I can't stand to listen to a girl ramble about every single extracurricular she was in in high school.
The only positive thing I can say is that they'll make great soccer mom's one day Posted 04/07/2008 10:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

DG is the ONLY house that can say they've been awarded SORORITY OF THE YEAR for 2 consecutive years.

oh yeah, and we won greek week. Posted 04/14/2008 09:55 AMReply

Anonymous says,

we all know dg won greek week because of the brothers of pike...can we say DYNASTY? Posted 04/28/2008 10:20 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Can we just change this one DG is nasty now and awkward and sure as hell dont know how to have a good time, i would personally put the in the bottom tier for sure Posted 09/14/2009 12:40 PMReply