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For the last time Jen, I'm not going to formal with you!
I became very familiar with Delta Phi Epsilon freshman year when one of my friends decided to pledge. This was her rationale:
Johnny Quest: So which bids are you considering?
Freshman Friend: Theta and DPhiE.
JQ: That's, uhhh, quite a range there. Which one are you going with?
FF: Well I figure I could be in the popular one, but the girls would be bitches, or I could be in the ugly one but the girls will be nice. So I'm thinking DPhiE.
(one year later)
FF: Wow, I'm so deactivating.
In that year she found out her original assumption was wrong. It's true that sororities with a less-than stellar campus rep can compensate by having really nice girls (AGD, Delta Gamma), but DPhiE is not one of them. With the unfortunate nickname of "Dogs, Pigs and Elephants" the girls seem to have cultivated the personalities to match. Despite having an extremely choice house on the best spot in frat row, the girls seem more preoccupied with bathing in Chanel perfume and seducing nasty ZBT guys than pulling their house out of the gutter.
Campus rep: 2/10
Bitch factor: 7/10
Johnny Quest: So which bids are you considering?
Freshman Friend: Theta and DPhiE.
JQ: That's, uhhh, quite a range there. Which one are you going with?
FF: Well I figure I could be in the popular one, but the girls would be bitches, or I could be in the ugly one but the girls will be nice. So I'm thinking DPhiE.
(one year later)
FF: Wow, I'm so deactivating.
In that year she found out her original assumption was wrong. It's true that sororities with a less-than stellar campus rep can compensate by having really nice girls (AGD, Delta Gamma), but DPhiE is not one of them. With the unfortunate nickname of "Dogs, Pigs and Elephants" the girls seem to have cultivated the personalities to match. Despite having an extremely choice house on the best spot in frat row, the girls seem more preoccupied with bathing in Chanel perfume and seducing nasty ZBT guys than pulling their house out of the gutter.
Campus rep: 2/10
Bitch factor: 7/10
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