Kappa Kappa Gamma is like the Jan Brady of the hot sorority trio on campus. They're not as sweet or cute as little Alpha Phi and they're not as pretty or popular as Tri Delt. Instead they're stuck somewhere in the middle, running to their parents crying that "Delta! Delta! Delta!" gets all the attention. So when you can't find love? Buy it.

Brady Bunch analogy aside, Kappas are four things: rich, brunette, hot and rich. Oh and kind of Jewish lately. But yeah, the combined net worth of the cars in their parking lot could probably finance another wing at the U of M hospital. Same goes for their handbag collection.

And they really are locked in an eternal death struggle with Tri Delt, constantly fighting over who's more popular and has the hottest pledge class from year to year. I'm pretty sure this is a national rivalry as well, not just a local scuffle as both sororities have fairly established reps (and subsequent stereotypes) across the country. Kappa does have bragging rights as they've enlisted what is generally agreed upon as the single hottest girl on campus, but overall Tri Delt just has more consistency. Kappa always seems like it'll be number two, if not maybe slipping to third place if Alpha Phi keeps it up.

Campus rep: 9/10
Bitch factor: 7/10

Update: Apparently Umich Tri Delt loves Kappa, who knew?