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Forecast: Partly metro with 100% chance of vanity
Since greek life is huge at U of M, I'm starting a new segment where I highlight a different frat and sorority and break them down based on the parties I've been to and the people I've encountered in each. This may be a completely, inaccurate, baseless and untrue representation of each organization but whatever, I do what I want.
Pi Kappa Alpha (Pike) is a siren song to many freshmen early on in their college careers, both male and female. The girls are seduced by their winning smiles, deliberately selected outfits, and endless supply of fruit flavored mixed drinks. The guys, such as myself admittedly, want access to these girls on a regular basis and are thus lured into joining. But right from the start you can tell that things are a bit off there. This is how I got my bid at Pike freshman year:
Pike Guy: Enjoying the party? (sips margarita)
Johnny Quest: Yeah it's pretty cool.
PG: So John says you worked at Abercrombie.
JQ: Uhh yeah, last year.
PG: Did you play any sports in high school?
JQ: Yeah, football and baseball.
PG: Do you want a bid here?
JQ: Do you even know my name?
Here's the thing with Pike. If you get past the sick house with a multi-level dance floor full of hot girls, you're only left with a bunch of ex-lacrosse players in pink Abercrombie button-ups, which incidentally seems to be the only thing they want you to be if they're considering letting you pledge. In addition to being known campus wide as "sorority boys," there are so many Pikes that a year or so ago, a fight broke out between two of them and they didn't even know they were brothers. Go to their parties, drink their fruity drinks and take their girls home with you, but don't go any deeper than that. If you cross over, you won't come back.
Campus rep: 8/10
Douche factor: 9/10
Pi Kappa Alpha (Pike) is a siren song to many freshmen early on in their college careers, both male and female. The girls are seduced by their winning smiles, deliberately selected outfits, and endless supply of fruit flavored mixed drinks. The guys, such as myself admittedly, want access to these girls on a regular basis and are thus lured into joining. But right from the start you can tell that things are a bit off there. This is how I got my bid at Pike freshman year:
Pike Guy: Enjoying the party? (sips margarita)
Johnny Quest: Yeah it's pretty cool.
PG: So John says you worked at Abercrombie.
JQ: Uhh yeah, last year.
PG: Did you play any sports in high school?
JQ: Yeah, football and baseball.
PG: Do you want a bid here?
JQ: Do you even know my name?
Here's the thing with Pike. If you get past the sick house with a multi-level dance floor full of hot girls, you're only left with a bunch of ex-lacrosse players in pink Abercrombie button-ups, which incidentally seems to be the only thing they want you to be if they're considering letting you pledge. In addition to being known campus wide as "sorority boys," there are so many Pikes that a year or so ago, a fight broke out between two of them and they didn't even know they were brothers. Go to their parties, drink their fruity drinks and take their girls home with you, but don't go any deeper than that. If you cross over, you won't come back.
Campus rep: 8/10
Douche factor: 9/10







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its not that bad Posted 10/02/2007 8:02 PMReply
the first part of your sentence disproves the second part Posted 10/02/2007 9:44 PMReply
All these rants about us being pussy and "sorority boys" is ridiculous my pledge class is here to party and show you what PIKE is about.
JQ
Your blogs are funny as shit I just wish I actually fit your description of PIKE
(I have never worn A&F in my life and polos just arent my style and definitely dont play lax football is more my sport)
Keep It Up This site is great (all you people should stop getting offended its just his opinion and great fun) Posted 10/03/2007 08:28 AMReply
i wouldn't put it pass one of them to think they "upped the hottness factor" Posted 10/12/2007 5:47 PMReply
I remember a buddy of mine was hooking up at pike and a brother of pike walked in on him and asked if he was a brother.
Im glad that they know who their fellow "brothers" are in their OWN house.
sounds like a joke to m Posted 10/20/2007 6:05 PMReply
As a brother in the aforementioned fraternity, I hear this rumor frequently, and I don't think there's much truth in it. The only situation where something like this may have taken place is when we have new pledge classes. Since we have a large house and rather large pledge classes, it takes a pretty long time for pledges to be fully introduced to older brothers who live out of the house and may have been consumed with responsibilities like studying for the LSATs or working on their job search. Also, if a brother has been away for a semester on study abroad, it's possible that they have not yet met the new initiates. Events such as this occur in all fraternities, but we keep hearing this over and over because our house is particularly large.
Regardless, these greek profiles are hilarious. Posted 10/22/2007 07:07 AMReply
Either way mudbowl is still epic. Posted 10/28/2007 3:35 PMReply
http://umichigan.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=39728989&id=2232060
http://umichigan.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=39117843&op=2&o=all&view=all&subj=2232060&id=2234714 Posted 11/29/2007 10:29 AMReply
i'd say that pretty much sums them up Posted 01/25/2008 10:33 AMReply
countttt it Posted 02/05/2008 6:31 PMReply
- hot DKE dude Posted 02/06/2008 09:19 AMReply
-incoming freshman who, after reading all this shit, is definitely not rushing Pike Posted 02/25/2008 08:37 AMReply
<3 every girl Posted 03/30/2008 1:57 PMReply
It's kind of like how I had never really met an african american until i came to school, but I already knew what they were all about cuz my granpa Ray, a former Klan leader, told me before i got here
too soon? Posted 04/03/2008 08:50 AMReply
siggay did USA like 2-3 years ago, and their sucked by the by. partially because they focused on the sanfransico part of america
and pike adpi barely pulled it out last year. took a last second upset in sing. Posted 04/04/2008 08:30 AMReply