Maybe everyone's too hard on ShadyPhi, or as they're less commonly known, the house with the volleyball court, or as they're even less commonly known, ADPhi. I mean, if you're a member of a house that has cemented such a reputation that "Shady" is an official part of it's name, people might prejudge you before they get to know you.

But yeah, turns out they're actually pretty shady.

Like Pike, ShadyPhi is a trap (in this case a sandtrap) to many freshman early on. When the first thing you see when you get to campus is a house with a beach volleyball court for a front lawn, it's probably the coolest thing you've ever witnessed. Once inside however, you quickly realize what's up.

Hammered ShadyPhi: Heyyy, you're really pretty.
Girl I'm With: Um, thanks
Hammered ShadyPhi: You know, I could stare at your lips for hours.
Girl I'm With: (moves closer to me) Heh, uh ok.
Johnny Quest: Dude, like normally I'd be pissed you're blatantly hitting on her, but that's the greatest line I've ever heard.
Hammered ShadyPhi: Yo, ssstop being a ****in' cockblock man!
Girl I'm With: (nervous laugh) Hey! Who wants to go play volleyball?

Yeah, it can get pretty sketchtastic. And when they're not admiring parts of girls' faces, ShadyPhi brothers spend the days lounging on the roof, throwing water balloons at people walking by. Also I've seen them play super-size beer pong on the volleyball court. Nine garbage cans and one basketball. And what are the cans filled with? That's anyone's guess.

Campus rep: 4/10
Douch factor: 8/10