Sigma Kappa is a sorority, but I’d say it’s more like a frat in all honesty. Why? Cause they party, and drink, a lot. Like I know everyone does, but in this case, wow. Example:

(At EK waiting to board the bus for formal)
Johnny Quest: They pat you down?
EK Date: Yeahh, there have been a few, issues in the past.
JQ: Like what?
EK: We just get busted for having alcohol, quite often, and now they're cracking down.
(My date and I get patted down everywhere from our armpits to our inner thighs)
JQ: Is this really necessary? Like we’re all going to drink when we get there. Why would we need to smuggle alcohol like a drug mule?
EK: (glances to the right) Welllll, it happens.
(Girl starts crying as pat-down girl holds up a flask)
JQ: What? No way, was it in her purse?
EK: She had it duct-taped to her thigh.
JQ: (laughs for a long time)

EK girls are fun and they’re pretty cute (although they do fall just shy of the top three houses) and their absurd amount of drinking makes them one of the best houses to party with. There’s always drama, the most recent being about whether or not to choose Fiji or SAE for pre-party this year (I really, really hope SAE doesn’t eat them alive this fall), but for the most part, the girls are less bitchy than your average sorority chick.

The main downside of the house is that it’s ridiculously far away. I’ve heard the phrase “worth the walk” thrown around the house a lot, but dear God, I wouldn’t walk that far if the Victoria’s Secret Angels had a house there. If you do try to make the trip on foot, turn south on Washtenaw, go straight. You’ll hopefully get there before graduation.

Oh, and they have really good grilled cheese.

Campus rep: 7/10
Bitch factor: 4/10