Michigan Greek Mythology: The Readers' Sorority List

Posted by AHor 10/03/2008 5:31 PM

After seven days and 1,287 votes, the sorority list for OTR Readers has been formed. For those of you who don’t agree and think this list sucks, well, I don’t really give a sh*t. Fact is, if you and your fellow housemates read and/or massively poll this site, then you deserve to be on this list. If not, then you’re obviously too cool for us (I'm looking at you Theta, then again you're too cool for the entire school) and shouldn’t bother reading this site in the first place. So without further ado, here is your OTR Readers’ List for Sororities:

    1. Sigma Kappa (23%)
    2. Tri Delt (21%)
    3. Alpha Phi (11%)
    4. Kappa (7%)
    5. AXO (6%)
    6. ADPi (6%)
    7. DG (5%)
    8. AGD (5%)
    9. DPhiE (4%)
10. Theta (3%)

Honorable Mention (3%): Chi-O, Pi Phi

There you have it. I don’t recall having drinking capacity for voting criteria, but that certainly could explain Sigma Kappa sitting in the number one slot, congrats on beating out the rest. Other issues are going to have to be solved in the pit at SAE on tomorrow between Alpha Phi and Tri Delt. Expect some more pictures and recap this weekend.

Comments

Anonymous says,

sigma kappa #1? no surprise there Posted 10/03/2008 5:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it's probably because they dont have any obnoxious hand signals like tridelt and phi Posted 10/03/2008 6:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its probably because they voted for themselves Posted 10/03/2008 7:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

probably a combination of the two. Posted 10/03/2008 7:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

actually my roommate is in sigma kappa and she got an email specifically saying not to do anything on this site, so I don't think they did it Posted 10/03/2008 7:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

its probably just a stupid poll--who really cares about this Posted 10/03/2008 7:45 PMReply

Paul Tassi says,

haha someone please send me that e-mail Posted 10/03/2008 8:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

clearly this poll was a better measure of who's obsessed with OTR and not who's the coolest Posted 10/04/2008 12:56 AMReply

Anonymous says,

someone's jealous

and now someone will bitch about how i, the writer am probably in sigma kappa.

nope. non greeks get immense pleasure out of watching you all fight Posted 10/04/2008 01:48 AMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah honestly this poll was clearly just which house was most obsessed with OTR and voted for themselves the most Posted 10/04/2008 04:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm in axo and i'm really happy that sigma kappa is finally getting the credit they deserve. enough with throwing up the d's and the weirdo phi's. Posted 10/04/2008 12:19 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi has hand signals? Posted 10/04/2008 2:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi definitely does not have obnoxious hand signals. i think that you're thinking of delta gamma or axo. we just snap. Posted 10/04/2008 5:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol of coruse axo is happy, if one terrible sorority can influence a poll on otr, maybe you can too :) Posted 10/05/2008 11:57 AMReply

Anonymous says,

that makes no sense Posted 10/05/2008 2:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

lol of coruse axo is happy, if one terrible sorority can influence a poll on otr, maybe you can too :)

haha wow you are actually a psycho Posted 10/05/2008 3:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

please like alpha phi and tridelt aren't obssesed with otr...it's their claim to fame. Posted 10/05/2008 4:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

phi does have a hand signal... with their right hand's index and middle finger they make an upside down V (to form an A) and they open their mouths in an O and put their left hand's index finger vertically against it (to form a phi). i'm dead serious. my friend who's a pledge showed me; you can ask any of them Posted 10/06/2008 10:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

actually, phi does have a hand signal... with their right hand's index and middle finger they make an upside down V (to form an A) and they open their mouths in an O and put a dick in it(to form a phi). i'm dead serious. my friend whose a pledge showed me. Posted 10/07/2008 01:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i agree with sigma kappa being number one. i had a WILD post bar encounter with one. She was wild, erotic, and obedient. If this reflects the overall sexual attitude of the sorority, I like them at number one. Posted 10/07/2008 4:31 PMReply

Anonymous says,

slutty two-faced whores Posted 10/08/2008 3:08 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^AGD troll. Posted 10/08/2008 4:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

trolls r sexy Posted 10/08/2008 5:38 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i phucked a phi and it was....average Posted 10/15/2008 03:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

i banged a phi aswell and it was less than. Posted 10/16/2008 4:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I BANGED AN AGDIZZLE AND IT WAS ****ING AWESOMME AGD FOR NUMBA ONE Posted 10/18/2008 3:42 PMReply