I've had mixed experiences with Theta Chi. Half the guys I know are chill and some of my better friends here on campus, but the other half? See the above picture. New Yawk. And don't you forget it.

There is a strict paradox with Theta Chi New Yorkers I can't seem to grasp. When going to class, they wear $6 stained white t-shirts and sweat pants, but when going out for the night they wear $300 Armani hand woven button-ups. With either selection however, there is always one factor that never changes. Either Yankees or Mets, the hat is always flat brimmed, tall and so precariously perched you swear you could blow it off their heads if you breathe too hard in their direction.

Anyways, enough about New York. There'll be plenty of times I come back to it. Theta Chi as a house is fairly hardcore, and with whispered rumors of hazing and social probation enforced every other year or so, it seems they might join Beta on the chopping block eventually:

Johnny Quest: How did the hearing go?
Theta Chi: This is a direct quote from the IFC: "Theta Chi is a threat not only to the campus community, but also to its own members."

Whatever. Fraternities are supposed to get in trouble, if you don't, chances are you throw pretty lame parties. Individual Theta Chis are fine to chill with, a little east coast attitude is manageable, but get them all together and it's Brooklynaggedon. Approach with caution.

Campus rep: 9/10
Douche Factor: 5/10