University of Michigan OTR: Michigan Greek Mythology: Tri Delt

Michigan Greek Mythology: Tri Delt

Posted by Johnny Quest 07/10/2007 9:48 PM
Category: Partying Tags: convo, greeklife

"Hey wait, come back! Are you in SAE?"

I've heard a number of stereotypes thrown around about the fine sisters of Delta Delta Delta and while I won't comment on their money, their sluttiness or their coke problems, I'll only focus on the facts I know to be true.

Let's state the obvious, show me five Tri Delts and four of them will be unbelievably hot. Anyone who says otherwise is just part of the jealous 95% of not hot girls that populate U of M. But it's not enough for them to be regular hot, they have to be proportioned like runway models. Giant Amazon runway models. I'm five eleven and I swear every time I meet a new one of them I'm staring at their belly button. It's ridiculous. I think they're some sort of half-successful genetic experiment to create a race of beautiful, intellegent super women.

Lastly, they're bitches. Most of the girls I've met are in their own little world where the only people who exist are themselves and let's say Theta Chi, Pike or SAE, depending on who's cool what week. Case in point? I swear this is true:

(at some house party)
Drunk Tri Delt: Hey, aren't you in Pike?
Johnny Quest: Mmm, nope sorry.
TD: Oh, uh okay...Oh hey Kimmie! (wanders away)
(forty-five minutes later)
Same Drunk Tri Delt: Hey, aren't you in Pike?
JQ: (stares at her incredulously) Yes, yes I am.
TD: My name's Katie! What pledge class are you?

It's not every day you meet someone so shallow that you can hear their brain scraping the bottom when they talk. Look I'm sorry, but until I see evidence to the contrary, I've got to call it like I see it. Any Tri Delts wishing to make amends, leave me a comment and I'll think of a way you can make it up to me.

Campus rep: 10/10
Bitch factor: 10/10

+ 51 comments

Anonymous says,

Ummm Tri Delts don't DO house parties. Obvi.

Aww poor JQ got dumped. Delta Delta DOUBT he's bitter... Posted 07/23/2007 8:21 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

haha, I wondered why no one was getting upset about this post, but you must be the only Tri Delt who knows how to read. Posted 07/23/2007 9:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

do you love it? Posted 07/24/2007 4:59 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The part about Tri-Delts being very gorgeous seems to be true no matter what campus you visit, at least in my humble opinion... Posted 07/24/2007 7:51 PMReply

Gutsman says,

@ Anonymous: OBVI?????? seriously...obvi!!! how do some of these people get accepted to this university Posted 08/01/2007 2:37 PMReply

LittleMiss says,

Bet her daddy donated. Posted 08/03/2007 08:35 AMReply

Anonymous says,

or she's just witty enough to play along with the stereotype...for a little fun. hey gutsman, don't take it so seriously!

and johnny, for the record, i'm in tridelt and also know how to read quite well, thanks. i believe if you check the stats you'll see that our class has the highest gpa in the greek system. Posted 08/07/2007 5:57 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I know many tri deltas who are nice to people far more smug and clueless...are you sure you had a girlfriend? Posted 08/07/2007 11:51 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

acting nice and being nice are two different things entirely Posted 08/08/2007 12:24 AMReply

Anonymous says,

they're making a johnny quest movie...

..uh oh, did i tri delt just tell you that?!
now you can blog about something a little nicer Posted 08/08/2007 5:16 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

what? really? I am impressed tri delt girl, and I like how you can coherently disagree with me, unlike the typical Theta Chi "you're a ****ing ****" response Posted 08/08/2007 5:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Johnny Quest:

just take the tip and show a little love...
i like theta chis--and ****s for that matter. Posted 08/08/2007 10:06 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

hey now, i took it, and gave you credit, there's the love Posted 08/09/2007 12:43 AMReply

Debbie D. says,

@ Johnny Quest: Johnny Quest, flirting with a Tri-delta? Posted 08/16/2007 7:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

First off, Johnny, you are fantastic and hilarious. Though none of my friends have drug problems, I applaud the semi-complementary comments that you give TriDeltas. Though I must say, on your notion that they are all 'bitches,' one must take into account that when you're a (5'8- does that make you an Amazon woman? I suppose with high heels) tall girl that, as you, Johnny, so kindly dub 'hot', sometimes boys need a girl to be a little blunt, harsh, or-- dare I say-- bitchy, to "get the picture" and stop harrassing you... so to speak. Posted 08/17/2007 7:50 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Yeah, I know where you're coming from. I mean everywhere I go girls won't stop hitting on me and it just gets annoying after awhile. I'm all like, "stop buying me drinks and get your hands out of my pants!" but they never listen. Posted 08/18/2007 2:20 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Hahah... Poke fun if you'd like. All of my friends have a good group of friends outside of the Greek system as well. Though I'm sure you'll detest such a notion, if you ventured to acclimate yourself with the Greeks, you'd learn that Deltas are the nice girls. Posted 08/20/2007 09:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

PS... 1) You should come chill with the Deltas and 2) Can we still get in on the blogging this year? Posted 08/20/2007 09:50 AMReply

Johnny Quest says,

haha I have a lot of greek friends, that's where I get most of my information. and I'm sure I'll end up chilling with you guys this year, but you won't know it's me. gotta keep anonymous so I'm free to say whatever I want here. and yeah, if you want to write, feel free to apply, we could actually use a girl on the site. Posted 09/05/2007 9:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i thought the 06 pledge class was a step down for tridelt, but then i saw the 07s! SCARY. what happened, deltas?? Posted 10/01/2007 6:13 PMReply

Dor No Cotovelo says,

this is very interesting. I don't go to your school, but what you just described is the Alpha Phis at our school. Posted 10/09/2007 11:09 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think the 07 delta pledge class is beautiful. But more importantly, they are all sweet, smart girls who would NEVER say that another pledge class is "scary." Posted 10/18/2007 3:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this post is a test to see whether I should start reading posts at the top or the bottom of the page. Posted 10/18/2007 5:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

for the record, the answer to the above post is the top of the page.

oh, and travis radina is a liberal fraud. Posted 10/18/2007 5:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you guys sleep in one room. if thats not weird i dont know what is. what, do u **** in shifts> im confused Posted 10/22/2007 5:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

people are way too hard on the '07 pledge class- a good 5% of them may not be supermodels but there are a shit ton of hot girls in it Posted 10/22/2007 7:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Obviously you have not seen the DDD's at UCLA. Boo! Posted 11/03/2007 12:38 AMReply

Anonymous says,

People getting blown up daily in in Iraq and Afghanistan, Pakistan on the verge of political disintegration, oil almost $100 a barrel, global warming contributing to environmental catastrophes, and the US dollar is worth less than its Canadian counter-part and all you people care about is getting wasted and bitching about who is more popular, its no wonder this country is a shadow of its former self...

Who cares if some chick at a party only wants to **** you if you are from a specific fraternity, who cares if some guy with a big ego and thinks he is "witty" and attacks anyone who doesn't share his "hip" view of the world, get some ****ing perspective on what is happening in this world! Posted 11/04/2007 12:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

obviously you care if you're taking the time to read the list/ read the posts/ leave a comment...good effort thought ; ) Posted 11/13/2007 5:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

soo who was this psycho jq dated in tri delt?? Posted 11/14/2007 6:02 PMReply

Anonymous says,

campus rep/bitch scale way off. i know at least half the pledge class. most of them are kinda chill, but definitely for the most part nott hot by any standards. actually only two girls are hot in theyre pledge class, one of whom i was hooking up with for a while until i found out she was sleeping with three other guys. you might want to meet some more chicks from this house and reconsider they're rankings Posted 01/20/2008 6:34 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this is a tad late, but their 07 pledge class was gross! Posted 01/29/2008 3:44 PMReply

Anonymous says,

07 pledge class is beautiful!!! Posted 02/10/2008 9:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

no. that's just wrong ^^^ Posted 02/11/2008 1:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Personally I dont think it was the fact that so many of the girls were like ugly as much as it was that they were so skinny that they looked like aliens. but there were some hotties in their pledge class but not many. Posted 02/11/2008 4:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

it takes a gdi to give tridelt a 10 for rep Posted 02/12/2008 10:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you can't get laid, tri delt Posted 02/13/2008 06:50 AMReply

Anonymous says,

I don't see how anyone can bash the 07 pledge class. They're such awesome girls.....on a whole, skinnier than other sorority girls (i'm not complaining), but definitely the funnest to chill with by far Posted 02/14/2008 5:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

ya do u want them to be fat d phi e or agds? Posted 02/14/2008 8:04 PMReply

Anonymous says,

def agree with the shallow factor. a girl in my discussion freshman year cornered me after class because she thought i had "omg, the same hair as my friend." then she told me i should rush. i was flattered, but wtf. Posted 02/29/2008 1:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

the uglier ones are nicer, true to form. Posted 02/29/2008 1:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i know like 6 tridelts that are all really cool, none are even remotely slutty but they still know how to have a good time. i think tridelt is a little harder to stereotype because there are so many different types of girls there. Posted 03/02/2008 12:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

who says we're stereotyping? Posted 03/02/2008 2:35 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Nice Univ. to have such great looking students Posted 04/10/2008 07:49 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Tridelts at my school are ugly, these are more like the Pi Phi's at CU. See Colorado Alpha Pi Beta Phi pix on utube. hot and kinda bitchy, but HOT. Posted 06/24/2008 7:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

soo i was thinking about rushing this year...and reading all this is kind of turning me off to the idea. i don't want to be stereotyped the second i arrive on campus. is it as bad as this blog makes it seem? Posted 06/29/2008 7:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you cant deal with being sterotyped and having people constantly talking shit about you then i wouldn't rush Posted 07/15/2008 09:37 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Every sorrority girl loves balls on face, not just them Posted 09/22/2008 12:54 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Tridelts especially. Posted 10/08/2008 4:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

****ERS Posted 03/12/2009 11:48 PMReply

Anonymous says,

hottest sorority at umich Posted 09/15/2009 11:20 PMReply