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I've heard a number of stereotypes thrown around about the fine sisters of Delta Delta Delta and while I won't comment on their money, their sluttiness or their coke problems, I'll only focus on the facts I know to be true.
Let's state the obvious, show me five Tri Delts and four of them will be unbelievably hot. Anyone who says otherwise is just part of the jealous 95% of not hot girls that populate U of M. But it's not enough for them to be regular hot, they have to be proportioned like runway models. Giant Amazon runway models. I'm five eleven and I swear every time I meet a new one of them I'm staring at their belly button. It's ridiculous. I think they're some sort of half-successful genetic experiment to create a race of beautiful, intellegent super women.
Lastly, they're bitches. Most of the girls I've met are in their own little world where the only people who exist are themselves and let's say Theta Chi, Pike or SAE, depending on who's cool what week. Case in point? I swear this is true:
(at some house party)
Drunk Tri Delt: Hey, aren't you in Pike?
Johnny Quest: Mmm, nope sorry.
TD: Oh, uh okay...Oh hey Kimmie! (wanders away)
(forty-five minutes later)
Same Drunk Tri Delt: Hey, aren't you in Pike?
JQ: (stares at her incredulously) Yes, yes I am.
TD: My name's Katie! What pledge class are you?
It's not every day you meet someone so shallow that you can hear their brain scraping the bottom when they talk. Look I'm sorry, but until I see evidence to the contrary, I've got to call it like I see it. Any Tri Delts wishing to make amends, leave me a comment and I'll think of a way you can make it up to me.
Campus rep: 10/10
Bitch factor: 10/10







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Aww poor JQ got dumped. Delta Delta DOUBT he's bitter... Posted 07/23/2007 8:21 PMReply
and johnny, for the record, i'm in tridelt and also know how to read quite well, thanks. i believe if you check the stats you'll see that our class has the highest gpa in the greek system. Posted 08/07/2007 5:57 PMReply
..uh oh, did i tri delt just tell you that?!
now you can blog about something a little nicer Posted 08/08/2007 5:16 PMReply
just take the tip and show a little love...
i like theta chis--and ****s for that matter. Posted 08/08/2007 10:06 PMReply
oh, and travis radina is a liberal fraud. Posted 10/18/2007 5:30 PMReply
Who cares if some chick at a party only wants to **** you if you are from a specific fraternity, who cares if some guy with a big ego and thinks he is "witty" and attacks anyone who doesn't share his "hip" view of the world, get some ****ing perspective on what is happening in this world! Posted 11/04/2007 12:54 PMReply