Rush is over. “The List” shouldn’t elicit anymore bitching and moaning because it won’t affect any more decisions or opinions of potential rushees. However, the pledge class debate is on, and the bitching continues. Instead of whining and trash talking about the most subjective topic of “who is better”, let’s try to be a bit more objective and fight over something tangible. Say, Mud Bowl Champions. All the fraternities and sororities put a great deal of effort into it, if you check out Burns Park at 5 o’clock on any afternoon of the week you’ll see that.

Sororities definitely should have a lot more pride in this because they have an different winner from year to year. This isn’t the case for fraternities. Most of you know SAE hosts the bowl game in their yard. What some of you may not know is what mud bowl actually details--all the fraternities playing in a 7-on-7 football tournament against each other with full contact and no penalties. Whoever comes out alive plays SAE in the mud. The fresh and already meat-headed SAE squad plays one game and can simply run over the bruised and injured victors of the tournament. It’s no surprise that SAE hasn’t lost since G-d knows when.

The basic strategy of this game is that everyone on offense finds someone to tackle, and then the quarterback tries to outrun the safety. It gets a great deal of attention, supposedly either ESPN or EA sports was here last year, so definitely come check it out at 10 A.M, October 27th.