About 1500 of you have viewed this article, which details my feelings toward the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon. I hope an equal number of you will read my apology to the fine brothers there:

I retract my comment that implied SAE's use of chemicals in the seduction of girls at their house or events. How unfair of me to assume that massive memory loss and subsequent nudity could've possibly involved foul play. I'm sure you're right, although the girls I talked to appeared distressed, they probably just wanted attention and surely got something they asked for.

Let me just recap what you said to clarify your position in the comment section of the post. You say you give the girls something called "blackout punch," they tend to black out as the name implies, and that's the reason they wake up naked. Ahhh, now I understand what happened and of course any ethical person would agree this is miles removed from drugging them. I'm sure this alternate route is completely legal (though you might want to check on that), so how dare I question your methods?

And since you say I desperately need to get laid, maybe I'll try this magic formula myself. Thanks for the recipe! And please accept this sincere apology.

xoxo,

Johnny Quest