"The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute sense of propriety, and whose self-control is equal to all emergencies..."
- From the Creed of Sigma Alpha Epsilon
- From the Creed of Sigma Alpha Epsilon
About 1500 of you have viewed this article, which details my feelings toward the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon. I hope an equal number of you will read my apology to the fine brothers there:
I retract my comment that implied SAE's use of chemicals in the seduction of girls at their house or events. How unfair of me to assume that massive memory loss and subsequent nudity could've possibly involved foul play. I'm sure you're right, although the girls I talked to appeared distressed, they probably just wanted attention and surely got something they asked for.
Let me just recap what you said to clarify your position in the comment section of the post. You say you give the girls something called "blackout punch," they tend to black out as the name implies, and that's the reason they wake up naked. Ahhh, now I understand what happened and of course any ethical person would agree this is miles removed from drugging them. I'm sure this alternate route is completely legal (though you might want to check on that), so how dare I question your methods?
And since you say I desperately need to get laid, maybe I'll try this magic formula myself. Thanks for the recipe! And please accept this sincere apology.
xoxo,
Johnny Quest
I retract my comment that implied SAE's use of chemicals in the seduction of girls at their house or events. How unfair of me to assume that massive memory loss and subsequent nudity could've possibly involved foul play. I'm sure you're right, although the girls I talked to appeared distressed, they probably just wanted attention and surely got something they asked for.
Let me just recap what you said to clarify your position in the comment section of the post. You say you give the girls something called "blackout punch," they tend to black out as the name implies, and that's the reason they wake up naked. Ahhh, now I understand what happened and of course any ethical person would agree this is miles removed from drugging them. I'm sure this alternate route is completely legal (though you might want to check on that), so how dare I question your methods?
And since you say I desperately need to get laid, maybe I'll try this magic formula myself. Thanks for the recipe! And please accept this sincere apology.
xoxo,
Johnny Quest

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"And, we don't go to Ohio State or Central. Dummy."
Are you implying we rape people at OSU? Posted 10/18/2007 3:22 PMReply
Wow, that's one of the most obnoxious and sadly unironic things I've heard in a long time. I didn't realize date rape = legit. Posted 10/18/2007 6:46 PMReply
As far as girls waking up naked and claiming to not be able to remember how they got that way and calling it rape. Drunken trists -- when both parties are hammered out of their gords -- aren't necessarily rape. Just because you wouldn't have engaged in adult activities with a guy without copious amounts of liquid courage impairing your judgement and stripping away your inhibitions doesn't mean he raped you. It's accusations like those that have caused people to look at all rape allegations with a very skeptical eye. Posted 10/18/2007 10:11 PMReply
No... you just light shit on fire. Posted 10/19/2007 08:38 AMReply
Quest, you should print that, a testimonial. But, oh i'm sure you'll say that the effects of ketamine last days to weeks, and with prolonged abuse they can be tricked into saying anything, even on the internet Posted 10/20/2007 10:06 AMReply
they can have their pick of the moral gorgeous consenting sorority girls who are flinging themselves at them left and right. Posted 10/20/2007 11:19 AMReply
me: what did sae ever do to you?
friend: i dont know but johnny quest hates them so i hate them...
nice. Posted 11/08/2007 5:42 PMReply