New Burton Snowboards to Feature Playboy Models

New Burton Snowboards to Feature Playboy Models
The actual boards

Do you like snowboarding? How about looking at porn? Now, do you ever wish you could do both AT THE SAME TIME? Well, Burton's new line of boards may just be for you.

 

Burton has caused a bit of an uproar with their new line of snowboards that feature vintage Playboy models on them. The line of boards is called "Love" and the photos are said to be discreet (read: no boobies? *sad face*). But that hasn't stopped the line from drawing flak from concerned parents.

 

The complaints are based around the fact that the average snowboarder is about 14-24 years of age, so the smut-stamped boards would be aimed at  underage patrons. Burton responded however by saying that the boards will be wrapped up in stores, and only available to those customers over 18. You know, just like when you buy porn at the liquor store!

 

I think by definition all porn is aimed at all males age 13-100 so if the rules for consumption aren't any different (18+), then what's the big deal? When Douchey McPervboarder hits that huge jump, just cover little Johnny's eyes so he doesn't see a nudie shot of Donna Mills on the bottom.

 

But the real question is, out of everyone that's every been in Playboy, who would YOU want on your board?

 


UPDATE: An actual shot of the boards are up. Slightly NSFW.

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