New Michigan Study Shows Married Men Must Sweep the Floor When Looking to Score

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Tags: sex, housework, chores, chauvinism

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Created: 06/18/2008
08:18 AM

Sand the Floor. Paint the Fence. Wax on. Wax Off. These tools not for karate, but how to get some from wife.

If guys had any idea that the chores they were constantly being nagged to do by their mothers would one day lead to sex, the chores would have been met with much less resistance. A new study about housework from Michigan’s Institute for Social Research showed that over the past 30 years men have increased the amount of housework they do (from 6 hours a week to 13) while the women have decreased the amount of housework they do (from 26 to 17). The times have obviously changed as now there are more women in the workplace and the old American Dream of coming home to a clean home with dinner on the table and the ability to demand sex without ever being refused and even getting a sandwich out of it once it’s all said and done is over. *Tear*.

If nothing else, this article explains why the pool-boys always get the action from the rich wives. Women feel that when men do housework it shows that they care for them and in turn find it sexy, when in reality men are just trying to facilitate the number of things that have to be done before business time. Just be happy you’re in college and can get away with just giving them a shot or two.

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