New Strategically Placed Chase ATM

New Strategically Placed Chase ATM

Good Idea: Placing Another Chase ATM on Campus. 
It does suck waiting in a line made up of the entire undergraduate population to get money. It also sucks when the ATMs are moneyless because the entire undergraduate population uses the same two ATMs on campus. So good job, Chase, you're helping us spend money we shouldn't be spending.

Bad Idea: Placing Another Chase ATM Across the Street From a Chase ATM.
The new machine stands on the corner of 5th and Green, right next to Potbelly's. It's really great, too, because students no longer have to cross 5th (dangerous!), pass the Pizza Hut (greasy!) and go into Walgreens (air conditioned!) where there is already a Chase ATM.

Chase, this campus is so big it spans across two towns, Champaign AND Urbana. You put an ATM on the same street and within a one block radius of the old one! ATMs are like peanut butter or legs: they gotta be spread.

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