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North Campus just got even ****tier
By aMAIZEd Tags: drinking, North Campus, bus rides, cops

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As if living on North Campus isn't bad enough (I can say that because I spent my freshman year there), an OTR tipster has informed us that things are about to get even worse.The tipster had an altercation with a UofM bus driver last night on his way back to North Campus. During the altercation the driver revealed that next year DPS will be riding along on the late night buses and handing out MIPs in an attempt to eliminate the apparently large number of drunk kids who have been throwing up during their trip back home.
I have been on board the last call bus many a time and feel it is part of the tradition that goes with living on North Campus. The ability to withstand getting puked on, let alone just trying to breathe while being crammed like a sardine next to a group of sweaty future frat guys, is a right of passage. If you survive the trip you know you can handle just about any drunk situation that comes your way over the next four years.
It's unfair that kids on North Campus will now have to pay for a cab ride to avoid the police. Very few people ASK to live that far from civilization. Some cheap freshman is going to attempt to walk back one night and is either A) going to get really, really lost-or B) is going to pass out in the woods. DPS's job is to help ensure students' safety. This proposed plan will just promote more reckless behavior as students attempt to find ways around the new system.
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Anonymous says,

Could you advertise that there are safe rides home from the UgLi after 2am? Every night, and they're free. You don't have to be studying and you can live anywhere.
Posted 04/17/2008 10:37 AM
Anonymous says,

having walked back nearly all of my first semester of freshman year because hell if i wasnt going to finish off a keg, just make sure you take the short cut behind the helicopter pad. saves at least 10 minutes, and sometimes you can chase down deer in a futile attempt to knock them over the head with a tennis racket.
Posted 04/17/2008 11:07 AM
Anonymous says,

another day, another useless article..
I'm assuming that if I'm a bus driver and someone throws up in my bus, I have to clean it up. It'd be worth it, however, if they got slapped with an MIP.
I'm assuming that if I'm a bus driver and someone throws up in my bus, I have to clean it up. It'd be worth it, however, if they got slapped with an MIP.
Posted 04/17/2008 3:51 PM
Anonymous says,

i hope every dps officer gets puked on multiple times a night by every drunk person on the bus.
Posted 04/18/2008 1:15 PM
Anonymous says,

that was just a rumor, there will be no dps on the bus
Posted 04/18/2008 6:44 PM
Anonymous says,

no it is true. not just a rumor. and I agree with the article...the vomit comet, as the last bus from central to north is often called, is a right of passage for all who got stuck living on north campus. it is a bonding experience
Posted 04/29/2008 3:36 PM








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