So our little "Hottest on Campus" contest has garnered some national attention. Namely, we're the top story on SportsIllustrated.com's Campus Clicks (along with Penn State who blatantly copied our idea, but I forgive them). And Penn State seems to think that they are easily hotter than us, while all we seem to do is bitch about the ugliness of both sexes here. We need unity! We need school pride! We need nominees!

Unfortunately, our contest so far has been all talk and very little action. So girls, you can keep saying about how ugly all the guys here are and how the girls are so much hotter, but until they get some proof otherwise, they're probably not going to shut up. I'm not even sure why you're requesting a "Hottest Guy" contest if they're all the swamp creatures you claim them to be. I actually know there are good-looking girls here, I'm just waiting (along with everyone else) to see the proof. So start nominating, if the contest gets featured on SI.com, lord knows the winner most certainly will, and who doesn't want to be famous?

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