Girl 1: Yeah, I think I'm dumping him this weekend. He's not cute anymore.
Girl 2: Yeah, like, there are so many hotter guys out there. You are supposed to live at college.
Girl 1: He's got, like, a cute butt buuut, I really think Ryan is sooooo cute. Maybe I will dump him after he takes me out this weekend. I'm sick of our kitchen's food.
Girl 2: Good idea, milk him for all he's worth.

*sigh*