While we already all knew the Undergraduate Council was a joke, decorum melted down just a bit more during senior week.

A reunion worker spotted UC President Ryan Petersen '08 running around Harvard Yard blindly drunk a couple of nights before Commencement. It seems he was being chased down by some friends wielding impossibly long plastic glasses.

Hope he didn't get away—sucks to sleep under the hedges by Sever Hall.