University of Michigan OTR: Playboy Coming to Ann Arbor, May Be Disappointed

Playboy Coming to Ann Arbor, May Be Disappointed

Posted by Johnny Quest 09/26/2007 2:14 PM
Category: Hotness Tags: playboy, coeds

Tell that girl who likes stripping at parties that now she can get a whole country to look at her.

Today in The Statement I saw that Playboy is having auditions in Ann Arbor for "sexy coeds" to be in their "Girls of the Big Ten Issue." I think Playboy is the only publication in the world that still uses the term "coed" and they might have a slight bit of difficultly finding what they're looking for here. I'm not saying all girls here are ugly, but really it's just a mathematical thing:

# of Cute Girls at U of M: 500 (5%) (out of approx 10,000 undergrad)
# of Really, Truly Hot Girls at U of M: 30 (.3%)
# of Girls That are So Ridiculously Hot They Could Be in Playboy: 1 (.01%)
Chance That Girl Will Actually Audition in the First Place: 1 in 100

The odds are not on our side. But you, that one ridiculously hot girl, please go out and represent. We can't have nine of the ten slots filled by MSU girls, which will most likely be the case. On the other hand, Photoshop goes a long way. Mary Sue Coleman could probably pose and they could airbrush her into Adrianna Lima in about three hours.

+ 6 comments

Anonymous says,

JQ, I can't believe you missed this wonderful chance to link to one of your previous articles.

http://www.collegeotr.com/university_of_michigan/fun_with_freshman_facebook_stalking_alana_232

She was meant for playboy. Posted 09/26/2007 3:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ok so the link didn't work...it was you fun with Freshman Facebook Stalking 1 girl. Posted 09/26/2007 3:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you are right. i would pose for playboy if i had no self respect. Posted 09/26/2007 10:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i don't they'll get any girls to audition here. Posted 09/26/2007 10:33 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

Mmm, I think they will, but not Scarlett Johansson girl, she's too classy. Posted 09/26/2007 10:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Somehow my house just got sent a box of about 500 "Girls of the Big Ten" calanders (apparently someone in Delta Sig doesn't know his own address). All I have to say about the Michigan girl...WOOF.
It's shameful. Posted 10/03/2007 09:32 AMReply