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Today in The Statement I saw that Playboy is having auditions in Ann Arbor for "sexy coeds" to be in their "Girls of the Big Ten Issue." I think Playboy is the only publication in the world that still uses the term "coed" and they might have a slight bit of difficultly finding what they're looking for here. I'm not saying all girls here are ugly, but really it's just a mathematical thing:
# of Cute Girls at U of M: 500 (5%) (out of approx 10,000 undergrad)
# of Really, Truly Hot Girls at U of M: 30 (.3%)
# of Girls That are So Ridiculously Hot They Could Be in Playboy: 1 (.01%)
Chance That Girl Will Actually Audition in the First Place: 1 in 100
The odds are not on our side. But you, that one ridiculously hot girl, please go out and represent. We can't have nine of the ten slots filled by MSU girls, which will most likely be the case. On the other hand, Photoshop goes a long way. Mary Sue Coleman could probably pose and they could airbrush her into Adrianna Lima in about three hours.
# of Really, Truly Hot Girls at U of M: 30 (.3%)
# of Girls That are So Ridiculously Hot They Could Be in Playboy: 1 (.01%)
Chance That Girl Will Actually Audition in the First Place: 1 in 100
The odds are not on our side. But you, that one ridiculously hot girl, please go out and represent. We can't have nine of the ten slots filled by MSU girls, which will most likely be the case. On the other hand, Photoshop goes a long way. Mary Sue Coleman could probably pose and they could airbrush her into Adrianna Lima in about three hours.
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