Dimensions, the three-day long event for accepted students to check out the campus, is coming up. To spice it up a little, I've taken the liberty to put together a little dare list for our beloved pre-frosh.

Earn points for completing the following dares. The prospie with the most points wins the respect of the entire campus and the allegiance of the entire Dartmouth 2012 Facebook group.

1 Point - Throw-up the shocker to President Wright.
2 Points - Every shot of booze taken between the hours of 8AM and 3PM.
2 Points - Cat-call President Wright.
2 Points - Pee in the middle of the Green.
               +3 Points if it's during the middle of the day.
3 Points - Grab the Dean of Admission's ass.
4 Points - Climb a flagpole.
                +10 Points if you climb it nude.
                +.5 Point for every two minutes you stay.
5 Points - For every Dimensions event you show up to trashed.
5 Points - Steal a statue in Berry.
5 Points - Break into the Sphinx tomb.
5 Points - Play Jenga with the rock statue outside of McNutt.
5 Points - Skinny-dip in Occom Pond.

Streak:

6 Points - The Green.
6 Points - Berry/Novack.
7 Points - Thayer (+10 Points if you steal food along the way)

6 Points - Make-out with Travis Green (current Student Assembly President).
7 Points - Steal Keggy and hold him ransom.
7 Points - Attend a non-Dimensions sponsored frat party.
                +3 Points for each can of Keystone you chug.
                +5 Points if you win a pong game.

10 Points - Play tag with H-Po (Hanover Police).
                +10 Points if you're in the nude.
10 Points - Get 30 girls to sign a petition against women's suffrage.

Hook-Up With:

.5 Point - Hanover High student.
1 Point - Another prospie.
11 Points - An 11.
12 Points - A 10.
14 Points - A 9.
15 Points - An 8.
20 Points - A professor or alum.
                +1 Point if it's your host.
                +2 Points if they're part of a sorority or fraternity, a varsity athlete, or a UGA.
                +8 Points if it's filmed.
                +10 Points if you contract an STD.
                +20 Points if you superman a ho or a frat bro.
                +30 Points for each Dartmouth Seven location.
                +40 Points if you try Feel the Rainbow or the Italian Hanger.

40 Points - Complete the Blue Light Special.
                +20 Points if you do it during the day.
                +10 Points if you do it drunk.

100 Points - Matriculate to Dartmouth.

Tip: Keep a record of your accomplishments by taking pictures or recording it. And then send it to me :).
Absolute glory and honor is in the palm of your hand.