Penn State OTR: Why Penn State Will Beat Michigan: A Rebuttal or Why The Past Don't Matter

Why Penn State Will Beat Michigan: A Rebuttal or Why The Past Don't Matter

Posted by ha-mace 09/19/2007 9:47 PM
Category: Sports Tags: Whore, Ann Arbor, A, Is

Watch 110,000 people collectively shit their pants

Yes, this weekend marks the beginning of the Big Ten schedule, and what looked like a big game three weeks ago is looking more like a cakewalk after Michigan lost to Appalachian State and Oregon. Some people like to think that just because we've lost to them for eight straight years, that the losing will continue. Uhhh, as JoePa once put it so nicely, "**** You!"

True, Penn State hasn't beat Michigan for eight years (even though they needed the refs to hand them the game in 2005), but that doesn't matter, because JoePa has everything under control this year. Plus, the Michigan fans are dead. Just take a look at the above video as an example. Ever heard 110,000 people so quiet?

Sure, you beat a Notre Dame team that has yet to score an offensive touchdown all season and had it's starting quarterback for the year enroll in another school by week three, big deal. We beat Buffalo and Florida International. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

But the real key to success this week is the Penn State players won't have to clean the entire stadium this week since they're at "The Big House." They've been going easy on everyone at home this year so they have the energy to clean on Sunday.

+ 5 comments

Johnny Quest says,

it's on ha-mace Posted 09/19/2007 9:58 PMReply

Magpi says,

Nice tags, by the way Posted 09/20/2007 12:28 PMReply

Gutsman says,

This is terribly stupid. All of your reasoning is flawed. Sure Michigan lost 2 early games that they shouldn't have and yes, 110,000 fans were quiet at that time. But upsets happen. It's part of the game. I guarentee you if they played App State 100 more times they would beat them ever time.

The fact of the matter is they were a team expecting to walk into a national title game. And now that they ****ed that up, they're just dying to prove something and get to the Rose Bowl.

It's not that i think they're a million times better than PSU or JoePa, i mean, I love JoePa. But they have something to prove and PSU is their first target on a long schedule of teams they MUST win to prove it.

Personally, I feel sorry for the Nittany Lions this week. Regardless of who has more talent, the Wolverines have TONS more to prove and are gonna come out with the fire to do it. Posted 09/20/2007 12:50 PMReply

Johnny Quest says,

it took me three years to get that "Ann Arbor is a whore" joke Posted 09/20/2007 1:16 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The caption says that 110,000 crapped their pants, but Joe Pa literally crapped his pants last year. He had to change his pants. Hilarious. Posted 05/01/2008 3:56 PMReply