Role-Specific Apparel: The New Black

Role-Specific Apparel: The New Black
Given the continuous and seemingly eternal popularity of that John Belushi “College” t-shirt (hilarious, by the way – and so original at this point), I think its only rational that we all adopt these ironic, self-serving threads for everyday use.

That way we can avoid silly and unnecessary questions like Who Are You? What Do You Do? and Are You Someone Probably Not Worth Talking To? that we’ve been wasting our time with for so long.

Also, it would be a lot easier to catch criminals, since they would be walking around with “Grand Larceny” or “Serial Rape” on their chests.

Just an idea.
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invinoveritas
someone turn this into a poster, because i would buy it Posted 08/02/2007 7:00 PMReply
Anonymous
what would YOURS say, ostler j? BLOGGER? ;) Posted 08/02/2007 8:40 PMReply
Anonymous
naw, i think his would say HOTTIE. Posted 08/03/2007 11:44 AMReply
ostler j
actually serial rape was me. Posted 08/03/2007 1:47 PMReply

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