Governor Spitzer is hard at work improving our lovely state's schoolin' with a new Higher Education Committee, even going the extra lightyear and hiring the beloved, timeless Hunter Rawlings, former president of Cornell and current leader--rumor has it--of the Autobigshots, the benevolent faction of the war-torn Transreformers.

The commission is charged with "improving the state's public higher education system" and, among other things, retrieving the [insert MacGuffin here] before Megatron and his ne'er-do-well lackeys can use it to convince the nation's students that college is all about drinking, partying, and sex.

When asked for comment, Mr. Rawlings could only respond, "Autobigshots, cash out!"

Witnesses then describe Mr. Rawlings shifting/transfiguring/contorting into a fancy European sports car and driving to the bank, presumably to save that Witwicky kid.