Move over Jenna Jameson, there is a new Queen of Porn.

In possibly the greatest development of the 2008 Presidential Campaign, there is a Sarah Palin porno in the making. There really is no substitute for the real thing, unless of course it’s Tina Fey, but as long as she can handle a gun like the real thing, I doubt anyone will care.

I wouldn’t even be that surprised if the Republican Party is putting this thing out. It would be the most watched political ad of the year. Think about it, if they can find a McCain look-a-like without E.D. they can prove just how well they work together. Too much?

“This message has been approved for your cock.”