University of Michigan OTR: Sex and the College Mind

Sex and the College Mind

Posted by Wolverine in Sparta 04/16/2008 8:35 PM
Category: Funny Tags: flowchart, pirates, alcohol, Hotness

Today I would like to present a short study titled, “A Critical Self-Evaluation of My Sexual Behavior as it relates to My Alcohol Consumption.”

The purpose of this flowchart is to present the reasoning behind my varied responses to sexual advances.

Factors considered include: hotness of girl, amount of alcohol consumed, and DPC (Degree of Pirate Coefficient).

As my data indicates, please drink responsibly.

+ 5 comments

Anonymous says,

Lol@UMich reject posting on our blog. Posted 04/16/2008 9:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

this post is absolutely retarded someone please delete it Posted 04/16/2008 10:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I thought this was pretty funny. I think this dude is a grad student there or something- not a reject. Oh and there aren't spelling/grammatical errors, so it's automatically better than Flex or amaized. Posted 04/17/2008 05:31 AMReply

Anonymous says,

those marathons are saved for spike tv. duh Posted 04/17/2008 07:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

this is relatively funny. Posted 04/17/2008 08:22 AMReply