Skeeps Gets a Special Visitor, No, Not Me

Posted by AHor 04/02/2008 2:15 PM

Man, those jerseys were a lot shorter back then

Call it irony, but it seems our naked friend from Chi Phi has gotten the last laugh. If he works the line at Skeeps as he claimed, that would mean he got to let in the Heisman Trophy Winning National Champion (who also has a few NFL Pro Bowl selections). Of course I'm talking about Charles Woodson, the greatest thing to leave Michigan since ~~Madonna~~ ~~Michael Moore~~ ~~Chris Webber~~ , well, ever. For those who protest Tom Brady, he didn't become great until after he left, but we continue to deny it.

Woodson was taking pictures with students and macking on females. Keep in mind here that he's 11 years removed from the University. If Mike Hart walked into a Michigan bar in 2019, people would ask "hey, aren't you that guy from Kenan and Kel?". For those wondering why people in 2019 would know Kenan and Kel, they picked it up from the "I love the 90's" specials on Vh1. It wasn't too long ago that Chris Perry or Anthony Thomas dominated the Michigan backfield, but would you recognize them if they were walking down State Street?

Chuck Woodson exemplifies greatness and Michigan legends are increasingly hard to come by. Considering he could be out banging NFL hoes, it's a privilege to be graced with his presence, and an honor if any of you pulled a DDD to TP.

Comments

Anonymous says,

i tried to **** him, but he didnt go for it.

Im in sig ep. Posted 04/02/2008 2:27 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I tried to **** the naked guy from Chi Phi, but he didnt go for it.

Im in phi psi Posted 04/02/2008 6:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

michael moore went to UM-flint, d-bag Posted 04/02/2008 6:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

michael moore is a total douche bag, why would we be happy he went to Michigan anyway? Posted 04/02/2008 7:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

douche bag? shouldn't talk until you look in the mirror....everyone who goes to UM is a douche bag Posted 04/02/2008 7:47 PMReply

Anonymous says,

true statemeny buddy....everyone here thinks they are better than everyone else just b/c they are master ass kissers and ****s Posted 04/02/2008 7:48 PMReply

AHor says,

Madonna, Michael Moore, and Chris Webber were terrible things to leave Michigan, the point was there isn't enough good that comes out. Keep up. Posted 04/02/2008 8:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

um, we are better than everyone else Posted 04/02/2008 8:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

As a die-hard Packers fan and Wisconsinite I think the comment that he could be banging NFL hoes is overly generous to Northern Wisconsin females. The tri-delts here are far superior. Posted 04/02/2008 9:26 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if Michael Moore went to the Ann Arbor campus he probably would have been a pike, hes already a douche bag and a total idiot. he's only missing two things: a diamond earring and a pink abercrombie polo Posted 04/02/2008 9:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

wearing a diamond earring is the "triple-word score" of gayness. Posted 04/02/2008 10:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

can we get some interesting stuff on here? i'm starting to yawn... none of this has been exciting... Posted 04/03/2008 12:39 AMReply

Anonymous says,

You can't put Madonna on there if you don't put Tom Brady for the same reason.

Oh and Ann Coulter went to UM too... Micheal Moore might be a tool sometimes... but if you conservative ****s actually believe he's a bigger douchebag than her, you don't deserve to live.

This article is a good one though... I don't know what else the person above me wants to hear about. Posted 04/04/2008 08:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the difference between ann coulter and michael moore, besides from ungliness, is the fact that ann coulter knows whats she's talking about. Coulter is a breath of fresh air in the media which is polluted by liberal communists like yourself.

Go **** obama, im sure u like taking it in the ass from towel headed terrorists. Posted 04/04/2008 08:14 AMReply

Anonymous says,

to both of the comments above me, ann coulter as a breath of fresh air?laughable.she is evil in the purest form, sent here by some demon from hell to destroy america with her insane ideas of politics and equality.she should be shipped overseas to europe where she can preach her anti-american bs to people who might actually listen Posted 04/04/2008 09:09 AMReply