Ever wondered what success smells like? Well, it probably smells a lot like mothballs and chicken soup, if Sumner Redstone is any indication. But, thanks to BU and the School of Law, you'll get to find out for yourself!

Viacom Chairman Redstone, 119, will be speaking at the Law Auditorium on the 18th. The lecture will detail how drinking the blood of innocents keeps you young and how awesome it is to be a billionaire.

Considering his net worth is larger than BU's entire endowment, he better expect some tough questions, like "Can I have a job?" and "Will you be my adoptive father?" Still, for once, it'll be nice for BU students to get the opportunity to see a ridiculously rich white dude in person and not in a family photo.