Thanks to a super-duper-top-secret-I'd-tell-you-but-then-I'd-have-to-kill-you source, we at OTR have discovered the location of the stolen AEPi table. That's right, as I was pondering why anyone would go jogging at 4:00 in the morning, the table was being moved from its home to a new location on the second floor of South Hall by a pair of drunken freshmen.

Are they that desperate for a Beirut table? Did they get spurned a bid from AEPi (or is it a prank on one frat from another)? How on earth will they fit an extra table into a room in South Hall? These mysteries and more are left for you to answer.