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- P.M. Party Train: Post-Spring Break Fun With The Gator Girls
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A match made in heaven. Clearly.
So the time has come for frats to ask sororities to be their pre-party partners for next year. Love is in the air. Alright maybe not love, but superficial alcohol-fueled lust at least, and I guess that's good enough. Between tips I've received and consults with some sources, here's what I've gathered so far:
- DKE asked Chi-O, but they said no because they were reportedly holding out for Fiji. I wouldn't hold my breath if I was Chi-O. On a related note: aww DKE.This is fairly boring, just watching the top few frats and sororities shuffle each other around, although I guess it reinforces how surprisingly accurate my list is. Why can't like Alpha Phi be with Chi Psi or SAE with DPhiE? That would be far more entertaining to watch. But ah well, the system's the system. I'm not exactly sure how reliable or timely my sources are, but I'm sure I'll get bitched out in the comments in no time correcting my mistakes.
- Pike is probably going to ask Sigma Kappa, reigniting the love affair the two had years ago. Hard to say who will be the man in the relationship however.
- SAE is most likely with Tri Delt producing the unholiest pregame ever as the two have a combined douche/bitch factor of 56 out of 20 according my scale. Should be interesting to watch to say the least, I predict social probation all around.
- Phi Psi is going to ask Kappa, setting a much needed precedent that WASPs and JAPs can get along. And by get along I mean drunkenly hook up at 8 AM on Saturdays.
- Theta Chi is probably going to end up with Alpha Phi. What do the two have in common? Um, I guess they can talk about how much better they are than everyone. Oh, and cocaine. Oops, did I say that out loud?
Update: Ah my first mistake, DKE asked AXO not Chi-O, that's precious. Yeah, I'd be waiting for Fiji too.







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I shat my pants.
TRLF Posted 02/04/2008 12:51 PMReply
tri delt hasn't said yes to sae yet Posted 02/04/2008 2:57 PMReply
not really related... but this is clearly a frat.... this embarrassment should be made public Posted 02/04/2008 4:10 PMReply
--Dad Posted 02/04/2008 4:12 PMReply
who thinks theyre too good for greek week? SAE. respect. Posted 02/07/2008 09:40 AMReply
and tri delt will be with theta chi, they went on ski trip together. Posted 02/07/2008 2:33 PMReply
so tri delt won't be with theta chi person above Posted 02/07/2008 4:18 PMReply
Sincerely, Andy Posted 02/08/2008 09:17 AMReply
-andy Posted 02/08/2008 3:00 PMReply
That said, DKE has respect among most if not all other reputable fraternities. I havent heard anyone talk shit about them since ATO got kicked off. They aren't top tier, but the guys I know in it are all really chill and turned down bids at "higher ranked" houses like beta, fiji, and phi psi. Posted 02/08/2008 6:04 PMReply
such legit guys. i totally believe they turned down those bids for dke.
looovee! Posted 02/08/2008 10:21 PMReply
enough said Posted 02/09/2008 09:17 AMReply
Dke is decent though, both I'd say are in the top ten. Posted 02/09/2008 10:17 AMReply
"TriDelt had a thing with SAE but then SAE went and slept with Kappa so TriDelt had a three-way with Pike and Theta Chi. Theta Chi has desperately tried to forget and TriDelt feels like shit. SAE loved it though."
-Anonymous (trying to be like Andy) Posted 02/09/2008 1:18 PMReply
If I've learned anything from being a part of Greek life, I've learned that you can't judge a whole group of people based on a few people that are part of that group. (I've done it and it's never always true). That's true for the frats and the sororities as well as every other group and company and school in the world. I hate to think that someone I don't even know is going to completely judge me based on what house I am in, especially if they do it based on this site. But hey, if thats the kind of people Michigan students are, what can you do.
I hope some of you are better than that. Posted 02/09/2008 1:54 PMReply
We're not. Posted 02/10/2008 01:14 AMReply
that's because no one knows where their house is anymore Posted 02/10/2008 01:26 AMReply
B) a lot of you sound really dumb especially the sorostitues on here.
C) I AM shallow and do judge people by what "house they live in" If you live in a greek house I look at you as someone how had to buy their friends, but I am aware there are a few exceptions out there.
Sincerely, Andy Posted 02/10/2008 3:28 PMReply
Sincerely,
Andy Posted 02/10/2008 4:52 PMReply
I could also see Pi Kapp getting with AXO though. Posted 02/10/2008 7:48 PMReply
Sincerely,
Andy...im a tool. Posted 02/10/2008 9:46 PMReply
Sincerely Andy Posted 02/11/2008 08:51 AMReply
Sincerely,
Andy Posted 02/11/2008 09:44 AMReply
and Chi Phiand ADPi will pregame together (not that it matters) Posted 02/11/2008 1:54 PMReply
-Andy Posted 02/12/2008 12:55 PMReply
-Andy Posted 02/12/2008 5:54 PMReply
sigep-axo
theta xi-ddd
sae-aphi
fiji-dg
aepi-theta
^^best
beta & phi psi- kappa Posted 02/15/2008 9:21 PMReply
phi psi-kappa
sae-ddd
fiji-axo
pike-skrappa
theta chi-aphi (that one is up for debate)
and beta doesn't need a pregame partner, the bitches will be there no matter what
JQ is pretty accurate. Posted 02/16/2008 11:05 AMReply
phi psi-kappa
sae-ddd
fiji-axo
pike-sigma kappa
dke- DG
sig ep- SDT
AEpi- ??? Posted 02/16/2008 10:09 PMReply
(the one time of year psi u doesn't fly under the radar... football saturdays) Posted 02/17/2008 01:41 AMReply
I don't know who they are going to be with but I know there are frats that plan on (or maybe already have) asking (asked) them. Posted 02/17/2008 11:05 AMReply
Can't go Greek. Posted 02/17/2008 11:23 AMReply
from what i hear aepi is asking theta or kappa Posted 02/17/2008 5:09 PMReply
they can't be with aepi because they were with them this year and there arent really any other good jewish frats left. maybe theta chi? but arent they suppose to ask aphi?
and yes aaron and regina are back on, but shes totally cheating on him Posted 02/17/2008 7:48 PMReply
no.
my bet is they'll end up with aepi again if kappa says yes to phi psi (for some strange reason) Posted 02/17/2008 10:09 PMReply
Theta Chi took Tri Delta and didn't even ask them. A
nd I heard a rumor that Kappa wasn't Phi Psi's first choice for ski trip, but thats a rumor.
Regardless, Kappa will probably say yes to Phi Psi, I don't know who they would be holding out for? Posted 02/18/2008 09:53 AMReply
Sincerely Andy Posted 02/18/2008 12:48 PMReply
if kappa says no to phi psi.. which would be ridiculous.. then kappa would be with aepi and phi psi would have to ask theta or alpha phi.. and even though alpha phi was with them this year they would say yes again because they are popularity-grubbing social climbers who put out.
love always, andy Posted 02/18/2008 4:04 PMReply
wrong. Posted 02/18/2008 6:20 PMReply
theta brings it upon themselves, they just have to realize they are not cooler than everyone and should learn to have fun Posted 02/18/2008 10:45 PMReply
i dont know why you would pick fiji if they lost their state street house though. thats all they were good for. Posted 02/19/2008 09:59 AMReply
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!!
Fiji, ask Chi O Before tomorrow!!!!! Posted 02/19/2008 6:45 PMReply
alpha phi will say yes to theta chi.
kappa will say yes to phi psi.
and tridelta already said yes to sae.
no other sororities/fraternities matter or exist. Posted 02/20/2008 07:29 AMReply
And some kids in phi psi are chill, others are douches Posted 02/20/2008 5:28 PMReply
and i mean they are jewish, so definitely not bad kids to know 20 years from now Posted 02/20/2008 7:39 PMReply
the point is, michigan's greek system isnt that great and bragging about it makes you look like a naive tool. Posted 02/21/2008 1:15 PMReply
that makes absolutely no sense Posted 02/26/2008 10:16 AMReply
And until these TOP TIER Greeks start doing something besides partying Posted 02/26/2008 11:17 PMReply
in dke. Posted 02/28/2008 1:35 PMReply
hahahaha
and what about bobby groat?? Posted 03/02/2008 4:10 PMReply
phi psi- kappa
aepi-theta
psi u-chi o
sae-ddd
pike- skrappa
theta chi- aphi
sammy- sdt
fiji- axo
dke or chi phi- adpi
what about sig ep? shady phi? whoever adpi turns down? Posted 03/03/2008 6:03 PMReply
phi delt should get a partner this year too since they have the coveted state street location Posted 03/04/2008 9:28 PMReply
sammy and sdt are close Posted 03/05/2008 1:20 PMReply
And adpi wins greek week more often than any other sorority. Posted 03/05/2008 6:37 PMReply
zbt, when they do have people over, is some of the jews from theta and kappa
very similar to delta sig and similar to aepi Posted 03/05/2008 9:22 PMReply
ha, ok
i'm not in sammy but i have friends that are in sdt who are close with sammy kid...whereas with sigep a majority of them know nothing about anyone in the house Posted 03/05/2008 11:09 PMReply
oh wait, we go to Michigan...the entire gree system is a joke Posted 03/06/2008 08:21 AMReply
It's amazing that we take any chance we can get to categorize and stereotype people. I guess since it's hard to categorize and stereotype a racial majority, it's just easier to judge them by some letters. This is why I didn't join the Greek system. Posted 03/10/2008 11:39 AMReply
didn't get a bid Posted 03/10/2008 1:20 PMReply
I'm sure greek life is awesome at UL-Monroe. Posted 03/10/2008 8:26 PMReply
anyway, at the end of the day, we go to school way north of the mason dixon line, so we don't need to pretend our greek system is anything special Posted 03/10/2008 8:55 PMReply
hazing innocent freshman with paddles. Posted 03/11/2008 5:19 PMReply
those girls have something the rest of the greek system lacks--a personality Posted 03/11/2008 10:42 PMReply
just a thought Posted 03/16/2008 9:16 PMReply
some little kappa is just craving some attention. after all, we know she isnt getting any from her abusive boyfriend or dysfunctional parents.
The University of Michigan is a disgrace to greeks everywhere Posted 03/26/2008 6:41 PMReply