So the time has come for frats to ask sororities to be their pre-party partners for next year. Love is in the air. Alright maybe not love, but superficial alcohol-fueled lust at least, and I guess that's good enough. Between tips I've received and consults with some sources, here's what I've gathered so far:

-  DKE asked Chi-O, but they said no because they were reportedly holding out for Fiji. I wouldn't hold my breath if I was Chi-O. On a related note: aww DKE.

-  Pike is probably going to ask Sigma Kappa, reigniting the love affair the two had years ago. Hard to say who will be the man in the relationship however.

-  SAE is most likely with Tri Delt producing the unholiest pregame ever as the two have a combined douche/bitch factor of 56 out of 20 according my scale. Should be interesting to watch to say the least, I predict social probation all around.

-  Phi Psi is going to ask Kappa, setting a much needed precedent that WASPs and JAPs can get along. And by get along I mean drunkenly hook up at 8 AM on Saturdays.

- Theta Chi is probably going to end up with Alpha Phi. What do the two have in common? Um, I guess they can talk about how much better they are than everyone. Oh, and cocaine. Oops, did I say that out loud?

This is fairly boring, just watching the top few frats and sororities shuffle each other around, although I guess it reinforces how surprisingly accurate my list is.  Why can't like Alpha Phi be with Chi Psi or SAE with DPhiE? That would be far more entertaining to watch. But ah well, the system's the system.  I'm not exactly sure how reliable or timely my sources are, but I'm sure I'll get bitched out in the comments in no time correcting my mistakes.

Update: Ah my first mistake, DKE asked AXO not Chi-O, that's precious. Yeah, I'd be waiting for Fiji too.