The Annual Pre-Party Partner Shuffle is Upon Us

The Annual Pre-Party Partner Shuffle is Upon Us
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A match made in heaven. Clearly.

So the time has come for frats to ask sororities to be their pre-party partners for next year. Love is in the air. Alright maybe not love, but superficial alcohol-fueled lust at least, and I guess that's good enough. Between tips I've received and consults with some sources, here's what I've gathered so far:
-  DKE asked Chi-O, but they said no because they were reportedly holding out for Fiji. I wouldn't hold my breath if I was Chi-O. On a related note: aww DKE.

Pike is probably going to ask Sigma Kappa, reigniting the love affair the two had years ago. Hard to say who will be the man in the relationship however.

SAE is most likely with Tri Delt producing the unholiest pregame ever as the two have a combined douche/bitch factor of 56 out of 20 according my scale. Should be interesting to watch to say the least, I predict social probation all around.

Phi Psi is going to ask Kappa, setting a much needed precedent that WASPs and JAPs can get along. And by get along I mean drunkenly hook up at 8 AM on Saturdays.

- Theta Chi is probably going to end up with Alpha Phi. What do the two have in common? Um, I guess they can talk about how much better they are than everyone. Oh, and cocaine. Oops, did I say that out loud?
This is fairly boring, just watching the top few frats and sororities shuffle each other around, although I guess it reinforces how surprisingly accurate my list is.  Why can't like Alpha Phi be with Chi Psi or SAE with DPhiE? That would be far more entertaining to watch. But ah well, the system's the system.  I'm not exactly sure how reliable or timely my sources are, but I'm sure I'll get bitched out in the comments in no time correcting my mistakes.

Update: Ah my first mistake, DKE asked AXO not Chi-O, that's precious. Yeah, I'd be waiting for Fiji too.
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Comments

Anonymous says,
"Oh, and cocaine."

I shat my pants.

TRLF
Posted 02/04/2008 12:51 PM
Anonymous says,
DKE asked ALPHA chi omega, not chi omega
tri delt hasn't said yes to sae yet
Posted 02/04/2008 2:57 PM
Anonymous says,
AChiO....Chi O.... whats the difference? Both are mediocre
Posted 02/04/2008 3:57 PM
Anonymous says,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rLqJjhlwIKM

not really related... but this is clearly a frat.... this embarrassment should be made public
Posted 02/04/2008 4:10 PM
Anonymous says,
Well as they say, coke sex...is the best sex.
--Dad
Posted 02/04/2008 4:12 PM
Anonymous says,
That youtube clip is definitly Fiji based on people i can recognize...
Posted 02/04/2008 5:25 PM
Anonymous says,
yo you should complete your analysis on the rest of the fraternities and sororities on your list. itd be interesting to see them all individually rated.
Posted 02/04/2008 5:35 PM
Anonymous says,
Those were the FIJI seniors from two years ago
Posted 02/04/2008 5:35 PM
Anonymous says,
I thought FIJI lost their state street house.. who would want to pregame with them?
Posted 02/04/2008 7:12 PM
Anonymous says,
no they didn't...next year that "fraternity row" of state street houses is PIKE, Phi Delt, DKE, and Fiji...but FIJI got AXO back when they pregamed at their fraternity house and almost got SK this past yr till SAE came in and outfratted FIJI
Posted 02/04/2008 7:20 PM
Anonymous says,
Nick Byrrrrnnnnnneeeeee
Posted 02/04/2008 7:41 PM
Anonymous says,
nick byrne is a ****ggggggg
Posted 02/04/2008 7:52 PM
Anonymous says,
I used to party at frats, then freshman year ended...
Posted 02/04/2008 10:50 PM
Anonymous says,
how do you write this as a gdi? especially seeing that you work for the daily, you couldn't get more biased against greeks
Posted 02/04/2008 11:06 PM
Anonymous says,
I know Nick Bryne! hahahahah
Posted 02/05/2008 06:35 AM
Anonymous says,
"Alot of people think i look like Tom Brady" -Nick Byrne '07
Posted 02/05/2008 12:00 PM
alright, someone needs to tell me who this Nick Byrne kid is pronto
Posted 02/05/2008 12:06 PM
Anonymous says,
doesn't everybody love how alpha phi has been telling people for months they were gonna preparty with sae. looks like they aren't as hott as they think they are...
Posted 02/05/2008 12:37 PM
Anonymous says,
Nick Byrne is a tool in fiji...hope that helps johnny
Posted 02/05/2008 12:41 PM
Anonymous says,
lapalme is a tool
Posted 02/05/2008 12:50 PM
Anonymous says,
who spells hot with two Ts anymore..?
Posted 02/05/2008 2:58 PM
Anonymous says,
whoever this nick guy is, he sure gets a lot of press, jesus
Posted 02/05/2008 3:00 PM
Anonymous says,
whoever this nick guy is, he sure gets a lot of press, jesus
Posted 02/05/2008 3:00 PM
Anonymous says,
since twice wasn't enough, whoever this nick guy is, he sure gets a lot of press, jesus
Posted 02/06/2008 4:00 PM
Anonymous says,
haha DKE pregamed with DG 2 years ago and now both houses hate each other
Posted 02/06/2008 4:46 PM
Anonymous says,
sigma kappa said yes to pike and tri delt said yes to sae
Posted 02/06/2008 6:16 PM
Anonymous says,
sigep asked axo
Posted 02/06/2008 7:02 PM
Anonymous says,
**** if I were AXO I would say **** it an pick DKE. Matt Stuart is ****in hilarious and I hear their last few pledge class are all solid guys. Fijis seniors are alright but from what i have heard their younger guys blow, and sigep...really?
Posted 02/07/2008 12:05 AM
Anonymous says,
if you can't go greek go DKE
Posted 02/07/2008 12:23 AM
Anonymous says,
Really, does it matter much? They're just a bunch of guys whose booze you get to drink 8 Saturdays a year. Do you really have to like them? I'd say it would be more fun to party with guys you hate so you could get belligerent and not care, then not even thank them later.
Posted 02/07/2008 01:04 AM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: true, you get matt stuart... but you also get Ben Srivastava... is it really worth the tradeoff?

Love,
all of DG
Posted 02/07/2008 01:31 AM
Anonymous says,
tridelt has not said yes to SAE yet
Posted 02/07/2008 04:59 AM
Anonymous says,
and sigma kappa has not said yes to pike yet
Posted 02/07/2008 09:33 AM
Anonymous says,
tridelt should ask DKE. thats the only logical solution to this problem.
Posted 02/07/2008 09:35 AM
Anonymous says,
well on one hand you have some high-class whiny hookers and a bunch of deuchbag meatheads in SAE (all of us)... thats a match made in heaven.. or was it hell? i forgot..
who thinks theyre too good for greek week? SAE. respect.
Posted 02/07/2008 09:40 AM
Anonymous says,
DKE + tridelt!!!
Posted 02/07/2008 10:25 AM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: Kristen Duman get off this site
Posted 02/07/2008 11:12 AM
Anonymous says,
lapalme is not a tool.
and tri delt will be with theta chi, they went on ski trip together.
Posted 02/07/2008 2:33 PM
Anonymous says,
theta chi voted to ask alpha phi since phi psi wants kappa and sae asked the deltas. who's left? theta chi can't be with kappa again and tri delt would be stupid to say no to sae for a house that's about to go way of beta
so tri delt won't be with theta chi person above
Posted 02/07/2008 4:18 PM
Anonymous says,
you all sound like such idiots, its like high school lol. Wtf, I did not realize how idiotic greek life was till I read what y'all are saying. This is why people hate on greeks you people take yourselves so seriously. OMG whos going to go with who blah blah blah. Clearly all you care about is social status, who's cool, who got the new iPhone and who's daddy bought them a beammer. I hope that only the "cool" frats and sorositutes are this shallow and the rest are actually cool. Also SAE turn down the monk chants at night you people sound like a wana be cult of rich kids.

Sincerely, Andy
Posted 02/08/2008 09:17 AM
Anonymous says,
my new iphone plugs right into my beamer so i can listen to my music through my custom 6 speaker system, thanks daddy!
Posted 02/08/2008 10:22 AM
Anonymous says,
DKE and DG should reunite
Posted 02/08/2008 12:01 PM
Anonymous says,
theta chi sucks balls .. bunch of arrogant ****s. DKE should get more respect .. bunch of solid guys
Posted 02/08/2008 12:16 PM
Anonymous says,
Maybe they should... but they won't.
Posted 02/08/2008 12:36 PM
Anonymous says,
I can't believe you people are still arguing about what frat is cooler then what frat. Is it possible to be ore shallow?


-andy
Posted 02/08/2008 3:00 PM
Anonymous says,
i like andy.. i think he's cool because he puts his name at the end of everything he writes to show that he doesn't need the anonymity of the internet. I really respect that he puts himself out there and lets everyone know exactly who he is.
Posted 02/08/2008 3:17 PM
Anonymous says,
dance a merry jig!
Posted 02/08/2008 3:51 PM
Anonymous says,
"Andy" is still pretty anonymous.
Posted 02/08/2008 5:45 PM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: false...sorostitutes as a whole never have anything good to say about fraternities. They classify "frat boys" as either douchebags/****s (SAE), tools (PIKE), or awkward (SigEp).

That said, DKE has respect among most if not all other reputable fraternities. I havent heard anyone talk shit about them since ATO got kicked off. They aren't top tier, but the guys I know in it are all really chill and turned down bids at "higher ranked" houses like beta, fiji, and phi psi.
Posted 02/08/2008 6:04 PM
Anonymous says,
AXO loves DKE!
Posted 02/08/2008 9:49 PM
Anonymous says,
turned down bids from beta, fiji, and phi psi? haha are you kidding me..... more like didn't get bids
Posted 02/08/2008 10:17 PM
Anonymous says,
alpha phi <3's dke.
such legit guys. i totally believe they turned down those bids for dke.
looovee!
Posted 02/08/2008 10:21 PM
Anonymous says,
matt stuart should have been mr. gree week last yr...love DKE
Posted 02/08/2008 11:20 PM
Anonymous says,
matt stuart=DKE legend, Fraternity legend, Michigan legend...count it
Posted 02/09/2008 06:11 AM
Anonymous says,
AXO most definitely does NOT love DKE. Fiji baby!!
Posted 02/09/2008 08:11 AM
Anonymous says,
i highly doubt you are in axo...
Posted 02/09/2008 08:18 AM
Anonymous says,
matt stuart>bobby groat

enough said
Posted 02/09/2008 09:17 AM
Anonymous says,
from what iv heard, dke doesnt even like matt stuart and kicked the kid out.
Posted 02/09/2008 10:04 AM
Anonymous says,
Sigep is legit.
Dke is decent though, both I'd say are in the top ten.
Posted 02/09/2008 10:17 AM
Anonymous says,
no matt stuart is just studying abroad
Posted 02/09/2008 10:21 AM
Anonymous says,
wasnt he their president? obviously some people like him or he wouldnt have gotten elected
Posted 02/09/2008 10:27 AM
Anonymous says,
Question: Im seen alot of claims from the brows and sorostitues out there think that DKE is "chill" and the guys in it are cool and "turned down bids at other frats" and so on...

So two words come to mind "Ben Srivastava"

Not to judge a a bunch of rich browsives by one dude, but seriously... Strivastava..... makes DKE look pretty sketch.

- Andy
Posted 02/09/2008 11:22 AM
Anonymous says,
What the ****, you all talk about frats and sororities as if they are people or something. Please get a life.

"TriDelt had a thing with SAE but then SAE went and slept with Kappa so TriDelt had a three-way with Pike and Theta Chi. Theta Chi has desperately tried to forget and TriDelt feels like shit. SAE loved it though."

-Anonymous (trying to be like Andy)
Posted 02/09/2008 1:18 PM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: Love it....

If I've learned anything from being a part of Greek life, I've learned that you can't judge a whole group of people based on a few people that are part of that group. (I've done it and it's never always true). That's true for the frats and the sororities as well as every other group and company and school in the world. I hate to think that someone I don't even know is going to completely judge me based on what house I am in, especially if they do it based on this site. But hey, if thats the kind of people Michigan students are, what can you do.

I hope some of you are better than that.
Posted 02/09/2008 1:54 PM
Anonymous says,
word.
Posted 02/09/2008 7:37 PM
Anonymous says,
"I hope some of you are better than that."

We're not.
Posted 02/10/2008 01:14 AM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: That said, DKE has respect among most if not all other reputable fraternities. I havent heard anyone talk shit about them since ATO got kicked off.

that's because no one knows where their house is anymore
Posted 02/10/2008 01:26 AM
Anonymous says,
DKE has a house?
Posted 02/10/2008 01:46 AM
Anonymous says,
no...people know again...it's across from BETA now
Posted 02/10/2008 07:23 AM
Anonymous says,
bobby groat trumps nick byrne in toolness by far. he's the original fiji tool.
Posted 02/10/2008 08:35 AM
Anonymous says,
sig ep is going to end up with pi phi, which just goes to show how they are getting worse. at least they managed to pull dg last year.
Posted 02/10/2008 10:46 AM
Anonymous says,
SHUT THE **** UP
Posted 02/10/2008 11:28 AM
Anonymous says,
Who do you think chi o, sdt, and theta will be with?
Posted 02/10/2008 12:14 PM
Anonymous says,
sigep will end up with one of the above three if they don't get AX0, which they might just because of their location. Fiji is so far!
Posted 02/10/2008 1:21 PM
Anonymous says,
fiji uses their state street house dumbass
Posted 02/10/2008 1:49 PM
Anonymous says,
the state street houses near hoover are phi delt, fiji, pike and dke.
Posted 02/10/2008 2:11 PM
Anonymous says,
why would i want to go to sigep when its the farthest pregame away from everything on state street. I guess it'd be cool if i went to shady right next door...NOT
Posted 02/10/2008 2:44 PM
Anonymous says,
I noticed that A) you people are STILL talking about whos going to pre game with who like it matters...which is funny and why I keep reading.
B) a lot of you sound really dumb especially the sorostitues on here.
C) I AM shallow and do judge people by what "house they live in" If you live in a greek house I look at you as someone how had to buy their friends, but I am aware there are a few exceptions out there.

Sincerely, Andy
Posted 02/10/2008 3:28 PM
Anonymous says,
For someone who really thinks they are above the greek system you seem pretty obsessed with it "andy"
Posted 02/10/2008 4:03 PM
Anonymous says,
I'm a huge ****ing tool that is a huge hypocrite that's probably in Delta Chi.

Sincerely,
Andy
Posted 02/10/2008 4:52 PM
Anonymous says,
fiji asked axo
Posted 02/10/2008 5:23 PM
Anonymous says,
i hope they get rejected
Posted 02/10/2008 6:51 PM
Anonymous says,
that would be pretty crazy if they did
Posted 02/10/2008 6:59 PM
Anonymous says,
fiji did not ask axo
Posted 02/10/2008 7:20 PM
Anonymous says,
Fiji is going to ask AXO I'm sure, there really isn't a great list of options. I would also be suprised if AXO did not accept. The question is who is SDT and Chi O going to pregame with. Theta will be with AEPI I'm sure.

I could also see Pi Kapp getting with AXO though.
Posted 02/10/2008 7:48 PM
Anonymous says,
fiji did so ask axo.. i was there, trust me.
Posted 02/10/2008 7:52 PM
Anonymous says,
ha i doubt axo would pregame with pi kapps
Posted 02/10/2008 7:57 PM
Anonymous says,
Theta was with AEPi this year, they will change it up again. FIJI will probably get AXO because the only other 2 houses that asked AXO are SigEp and DKE. And there is no way in hell pi kapps will get axo, let alone any reputable sorority. They party with adpi and pi phi.
Posted 02/10/2008 8:08 PM
Anonymous says,
pi kapps ALL have stank eyes.
Posted 02/10/2008 8:31 PM
Anonymous says,
Dude, you're so right on, I noticed that this weekend. cannot stand those buggers-no chance with axo
Posted 02/10/2008 8:33 PM
Anonymous says,
honestly i think you all make sig ep sound like it's a tier 3 frat. I'd say it's top ten and capable of pregaming with reputable sororities. I will add that I think that AXO will end up with fiji.
Posted 02/10/2008 8:39 PM
Anonymous says,
pi kapp is not that bad.... they win the IM championship every single year. Also quite a few tri-delts party there.
Posted 02/10/2008 8:40 PM
Anonymous says,
Yeah, we see their sweet "IM Championship" banner. Toolish, bro.
Posted 02/10/2008 8:46 PM
Anonymous says,
pi kapps has never partied with adpi and they prepartied with dphie last year so they probably wont end up with a great partner this year...dke will probably try for a third time with adpi
Posted 02/10/2008 8:52 PM
Anonymous says,
who is sig ep going to end up with? SDT or Chi O?
Posted 02/10/2008 8:56 PM
Anonymous says,
i'm betting on dphie
Posted 02/10/2008 9:14 PM
Anonymous says,
tri delt's littles need to learn how to social climb better
Sincerely,
Andy...im a tool.
Posted 02/10/2008 9:46 PM
Anonymous says,
Andy must be in pi kapps
Posted 02/10/2008 10:41 PM
Anonymous says,
Chi Phi
Posted 02/10/2008 10:58 PM
Anonymous says,
notice how no one from the "cool" houses has felt the need to defend themselves
Posted 02/10/2008 11:40 PM
Anonymous says,
I love how people are saying andy at the end of the comments now. Anywho, this is my last comment on this post, all of your pointless banter about whos a tool and whos not is finally started to get old and not amuse me. See you all next time Johnny makes a funny entry about the greek debacle

Sincerely Andy
Posted 02/11/2008 08:51 AM
Anonymous says,
that guy right above me is not the real Andy. I am. Don't believe what he says, I'm still here.

Sincerely,
Andy
Posted 02/11/2008 09:44 AM
Anonymous says,
HAHAHA Ben Srivastava... that kid is a tool who seriously has nothing to define him but three letters that matter to literally no one else.
Posted 02/11/2008 11:47 AM
Anonymous says,
nothing to define him? he does triathalons, is half indian/half jewish, plays like 3 instruments, and is really smart (been in some classes w/him)...good try

and Chi Phiand ADPi will pregame together (not that it matters)
Posted 02/11/2008 1:54 PM
Anonymous says,
Ben Srivastavananan doesn't have the ability to control the volume of his voice nor realize that what he is saying means nothing to anyone.
Posted 02/11/2008 3:17 PM
Anonymous says,
Ben Srivastava: I hear DKE has kicked him off the email list multiple times for being annoying
Posted 02/11/2008 4:59 PM
Anonymous says,
This kid must really suck if even DKE finds him annoying
Posted 02/11/2008 6:20 PM
Anonymous says,
poop your pants world
Posted 02/11/2008 10:35 PM
Anonymous says,
knock knock
Posted 02/11/2008 10:39 PM
Anonymous says,
who's there
Posted 02/11/2008 10:40 PM
Anonymous says,
stan
Posted 02/11/2008 10:43 PM
Anonymous says,
stan who??????????????
Posted 02/11/2008 10:44 PM
Anonymous says,
stan back- think i'm gonna poop my pants...world
Posted 02/11/2008 10:44 PM
Anonymous says,
serious bloggers only, please. no knock-knock jokes.
Posted 02/11/2008 10:50 PM
Anonymous says,
Kelsey Reitz of TriDelt kinda looks like Lauren Conrad, don't you think?
Posted 02/11/2008 10:54 PM
Anonymous says,
wait what if this is all just one schizophrenic person talking to himself
Posted 02/11/2008 11:25 PM
Anonymous says,
did chi phi have anybody last year??
Posted 02/12/2008 08:24 AM
Anonymous says,
a d pi and chi phi
Posted 02/12/2008 08:54 AM
Anonymous says,
lapalme is a tool

-Andy
Posted 02/12/2008 12:55 PM
Anonymous says,
I'm a tool

-Andy
Posted 02/12/2008 5:54 PM
Anonymous says,
well this is def an interesting blog and set of wall posts thats for sure. I am a greek n i had no idea this chaos was even goin on. oh well, thats good for me then.
Posted 02/12/2008 6:59 PM
Anonymous says,
chi phi-adpi
sigep-axo
theta xi-ddd
sae-aphi
fiji-dg
aepi-theta
^^best
beta & phi psi- kappa
Posted 02/15/2008 9:21 PM
Anonymous says,
you're a stupid gdi. don't ever post another comment on OTR again.
Posted 02/15/2008 11:51 PM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: i think that list makes sense!
Posted 02/16/2008 08:12 AM
Anonymous says,
accept Fiji isn't asking DG and you mean theta CHI not theta XI.... different houses
Posted 02/16/2008 09:44 AM
Anonymous says,
i think you mean "except"..? did you get into michigan?
Posted 02/16/2008 10:07 AM
Anonymous says,
let me give you the facts:
phi psi-kappa
sae-ddd
fiji-axo
pike-skrappa
theta chi-aphi (that one is up for debate)
and beta doesn't need a pregame partner, the bitches will be there no matter what

JQ is pretty accurate.
Posted 02/16/2008 11:05 AM
Anonymous says,
what about DG?
Posted 02/16/2008 12:00 PM
Anonymous says,
they suck, no pre-game for them.
Posted 02/16/2008 12:57 PM
Anonymous says,
DG has/will have offers from Pi Kapps, DKE, ADPhi and Sigma Nu
Posted 02/16/2008 2:39 PM
Anonymous says,
the leftovers from other sororites
Posted 02/16/2008 3:10 PM
Anonymous says,
skrappa and pike hahahahah ****ing ugliest pregame ever
Posted 02/16/2008 6:54 PM
Anonymous says,
i heard DG 07 has a really hot pledge class.
Posted 02/16/2008 8:03 PM
Anonymous says,
Here it is:
phi psi-kappa
sae-ddd
fiji-axo
pike-sigma kappa
dke- DG
sig ep- SDT
AEpi- ???
Posted 02/16/2008 10:09 PM
Anonymous says,
rumor has it: Chi O will be with AEPi or Psi U.
(the one time of year psi u doesn't fly under the radar... football saturdays)
Posted 02/17/2008 01:41 AM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: where is Alpha Phi? Everyone seems to be forgetting them
Posted 02/17/2008 05:07 AM
Anonymous says,
DKE is not going to ask DG. Whoever said that is stupid.
Posted 02/17/2008 06:31 AM
Anonymous says,
AXO is going to say yes to DKE. Every girl that I've talked to in AXO has no idea why everyone thinks they're going to FIJI. Those tools showed up with has as many guys and sang only like 2 songs. I can't wait til tonight when they vote DKE and all those Fiji ****s are shit out of luck.
Posted 02/17/2008 10:46 AM
Anonymous says,
@ Anonymous: Is that an Alpha Phi feeling left out?

I don't know who they are going to be with but I know there are frats that plan on (or maybe already have) asking (asked) them.
Posted 02/17/2008 11:05 AM
Anonymous says,
Someone sounds a little bitter. But, I would be too if I was in DKE.

Can't go Greek.
Posted 02/17/2008 11:23 AM
Anonymous says,
I heard AXO said no to dke already, and that it was between sig ep and fiji. I could be wrong, but that is what I heard. I would be suprised if they got AXO, last year sig ep got DG from fiji and dke, and my prediction is that fiji will get AXO this time.
Posted 02/17/2008 12:01 PM
Anonymous says,
FIJI didn't ask DG last year, they asked Sigma Kappa. Then, eventually, SDT, who they were paired with.
Posted 02/17/2008 12:24 PM