While googling some students who complained about their chances of getting a job because they were trash-talked in the comments on this site (yeah, those anonymous monkeys are vicious), I came across The Best Daily Article. Ever.

Who would've thought a "fabulous vintage" Japanese Airlines bag could cause so much "genuine" pain?

The article only gets better from there.

And even though all first and last names are promptly removed from the site, the Daily archives are very googlable. None of you will ever escape from being a part of this hot mess.