The Big Ten Burrito Conundrum

The Big Ten Burrito Conundrum
So I've been sitting here listening to my upstairs neighbors for the past thirty minutes engage in what, in my opinion, is a hilarious conversation.

These delightfully intoxicated individuals have been attempting to solve a difficult dilemma. They have a desperate desire for a Big Ten Burrito. This is understandable considering the sheer amount of alcohol they've already consumed at this point and the late hour.  The problem lies in the fact that Ann Arbor's finest are perched directly across the street waiting for people to leave the apartment complex. These individuals have made it quite clear that they are not yet 21 and therefore can't decide whether or not the deliciousness of a Big Ten Burrito is worth a possible M.I.P.

Considering the fact that during there 30 plus minute discussion on the topic the group in question dropped multiple glass bottles from a second story balcony, I'd say there chances of escaping unnoticed by the cops is slim to none.

I do wish these folks the best of luck, however, as those in A2 know there is nothing better than a drunken, late night, Big Ten Burrito.
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Anonymous
Obvious 2nd rate solution possible in the next 18 minutes: Burrito Joint delivery. Posted 04/11/2008 11:43 PMReply
Anonymous
GDI's Posted 04/12/2008 01:09 AMReply
Anonymous
^^^^Agreed. Stop wasting our time and yours. Let the pros run this site. Posted 04/12/2008 08:00 AMReply
Anonymous
At least he's better than Ahor Posted 04/12/2008 08:03 AMReply
Anonymous
^^^^^ that's a sigep too Posted 04/12/2008 09:03 AMReply
Anonymous
"Considering the fact that during there 30 plus minute discussion on the topic the group in question dropped multiple glass bottles from a second story balcony, I'd say there chances of escaping unnoticed by the cops is slim to none."

seriously? it's "during THEIR 30 plus minute..."

if you're gonna blog, spell check, or retake english 125
Posted 04/12/2008 10:26 AMReply
Anonymous
what was the point of this post??? Posted 04/12/2008 11:22 AMReply
Anonymous
why is this person posting this useless shitty story? Posted 04/12/2008 3:11 PMReply
MattyC
Wow, a f***ing blog post about how you stayed in on a saturday night and listening to some drunk people talk while you obviously still had your c*** in your hand. Seriously, don't post this s***. Your posts are a digital afterbirth disfiguring this website. Posted 04/12/2008 5:39 PMReply
Anonymous
Wow MattyC, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything. Why all the pessimism? Do you really hate yourself that much that you have to rip on a blogger who does a better job than you ever could? Shame on you. It's your posts that are, "a digital afterbirth disfiguring this website". Posted 04/12/2008 5:52 PMReply
Anonymous
BTB delivery would be amazing Posted 04/12/2008 7:51 PMReply
MattyC
^^^^ clearly AmaizeD commenting on his own shit again.

And actually I post quite a bit, I just don't get involved in the Greek disputes.
Posted 04/13/2008 8:48 PMReply
Pokey T
"I'd say there chances of escaping unnoticed by the cops is slim to none."

"there"? Are you serious? Why haven't you fixed this yet?
Posted 04/13/2008 11:16 PMReply
blondie
aMAIZEd, what's with all the anonymous commenting?
i should totally stay out of this, but i can't help it, it is mildly entertaining...and an excellent way to procrastinate
Posted 04/13/2008 11:21 PMReply
Anonymous
This is probably the worst writing I have ever seen. Are you seriously kidding me?

"This is understandable considering the sheer amount of alcohol they've already consumed at this point and the late hour."

"The problem lies in the fact that Ann Arbor's finest are perched directly across the street waiting for people to leave the apartment complex."

I cringe when I read those sentences.

Get off this site man. For your sake and the University's
Posted 04/14/2008 5:21 PMReply

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