Wren and Haskell.  Uphill and downhill respectively: in exile any way you slice it.  But did you know that the reason your dorm is set up in crazy, anti-social suites and physically really ugly is because it’s riot-proof?

No joke.  Built in the 60s, they were constructed to be surrounded by police in a jif.  So, basically, don’t riot.  Yep, keep your pants on and liberal values tucked away.

They’re also notorious for bad smells and, uh, critters in the “0zones.”  Good luck with that.

On the bright side, you can have tons of RA-free fun, and while grotesque, the common rooms have been great places to light up and relax.  Just don’t get caught, fool.

Oh, and PS, there’s a guy named Haskell Hall on Facebook, no joke.  Wouldn’t you rather be living in a place called Haskell Hall than living with the name Haskell Hall?

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