You know when you were a freshman, you couldn't deny the charm of Markley's own hole-in-the-wall food joint, or maybe it was just the $5.50 you got for your extra meal credits at the end of the week. Either way, would the Markley experience really be the same without it? The food actually isn't that bad, then again if you put enough grease on anything, of course it will taste decent. I have it on good authority that the rumors about employees deep frying Hot Pockets and Snickers bars are completely true. Where else can you get such wholesome cooking?

For those who were stuck on North Campus, you were probably a little more familiar with The Hideaway's cleaner, over-achieving cousin, The Blue Apple. It may have fresh sandwiches, gourmet pizza, and smoothies, but it also has security cameras, no menu variety, and worst of all, the seriousness of a real restuarant. 

When you walk in The Hideaway, you can expect to hear your favorite TRL classics from back in the day and half the workers to be singing every lyric. It goes without mentioning, the five-finger discount applies everytime you go in. Keep in mind not to piss off the staff because they do what they want down there. I have seen them throw kids out for ****in with the ketchup dispenser and **** like that.

Overall, The Hideaway is just another reason why every freshman should live in Markley and being on North flat out blows.