Not content with simply evicting a homeless man from the Palm Drive treehouse he's lived in for over seven years, Stanford had decided to force crazy tree-hugger Worden Robert Miller into medical treatment. His legs are almost totally atrophied (into the lotus position, no doubt), and judging by the quotes he's given the press, the man is a total looney toon to boot.

So let me get this straight. This year, not one, not two, but FIVE Stanford students commit suicide and all the administration does is send out an online survey where we can color a quilt to represent our emotions -- but some helpless handicapped hippie pops a squat on Palm Drive and Stanford drops everything to get him the psychiatric help he needs?! Priorities, Stanford. At least the students were paying room and board.