The Sexcapade
By dCal Tags: Donkey Punch, Sexcapade, SAE

The morning after . . .
Her thoughts, "Where the f*ck am I?" His thoughts, "If I can only remember
her name, maybe I will get morning-after sex."
Her thoughts, "Where the f*ck am I?" His thoughts, "If I can only remember
her name, maybe I will get morning-after sex."
The sexcapade, a classic right-of-passage during freshman year, that is almost as important as getting that first M.I.P. There are a few ways you can define sexcapade, but I think definition number four in the Urban Dictionary puts it best.
Sexcapade - An intresting/ embarrasing sexual incident that is told to your peers for humour or bragging.
The key here is interesting. Wining and dining your girlfriend for standard missionary sex does not qualify, unless at some point she calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name. Donkey punches and rusty trombones do not count either because you are either full of sh*t or in SAE. A little adventure is always preferred and alcohol is usually essential.
Sexcapade - An intresting/ embarrasing sexual incident that is told to your peers for humour or bragging.
The key here is interesting. Wining and dining your girlfriend for standard missionary sex does not qualify, unless at some point she calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name. Donkey punches and rusty trombones do not count either because you are either full of sh*t or in SAE. A little adventure is always preferred and alcohol is usually essential.









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