Too Bad Macaulay Culkin Pledged SigEp

Over the weekend, Alpha Delta Phi, more commonly referred to as Shady Phi, was reportedly robbed and when cops investigated the break-in, they found severe water damage to the house, as well. The water damage originated from burst pipes in the kitchen, but has caused severe damage throughout the house and it may have to be condemned. I am hoping they have an insurance policy that covers Joe Pesci-related break-ins, but hopefully their nationals will be able to bail them out to some degree. In all likelihood, the guys of Shady are going to be looking for some new housing next semester, so if you have a friend in the house, be a pal and buy them a drink and let them crash on your futton from time to time.