Boren Jumps Ship to Ohio State

Boren Jumps Ship to Ohio State
If you can't beat em, join em...

So after some speculation, the rumors have been confirmed. Justin Boren will be on the Ohio State sideline next season, but will have to sit out a year. 

Justin Boren was a great guard/center in his time at Michigan and would have been accepted as a transfer to just about anywhere in the country. So why in the hell did he have to choose Ohio State? Boren's dad played for Michigan! I realize he lives right by Columbus, but isn't there some sort of code when it comes to joining an arch-rival? At least when Johnny Damon went to the Yankees from the Red Sox it was AFTER Boston had won the World Series. Boren is joining the team he could never beat.

Here's a few lines from his statement about his decision: “It’s exciting to be coming back home to central Ohio, I am looking forward to the chance to help the Buckeyes continue their excellence in any way I can".

Now for the in between the lines translation: "It's a good thing I can return to Ohio for some home-cooked milk from my mother's teat. Weaning was hard! God knows I don't give a sh*t what my father thinks. I am excited about being on a winning team that won't have any expectations of me to help turn things around. Now I can just sit on my ass and not work through Coach Rodriguez's drills to get me faster or stronger. Plus I get to suck on TP's shlong for the next 3 years. Life is good."
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Comments

Anonymous
Sad example of how players care so much less than the fans. This kid just made a mockery of the rivalry and both sides should be appalled. If some ohio state player wanted to transfer to michigan, id say screw you. Posted 04/23/2008 08:53 AMReply
Anonymous
wow... i have no words. Posted 04/23/2008 09:13 AMReply
Anonymous
ahor, its called the newspaper, this story is O.F.N.... his father was insistent that his two sons go to the same school.. his little brother is going to ohio state.. so why listen to dear old dad when you're going to michigan on a football scholarship anyway and hes not funding your education? no clue... maybe its because hes a huge pussy (see daily/ann arbor news articles quoting him saying rich rod's program lacks family values i.e. rich rod is mean and yells a lot) and if thats the case then its a good thing he went to osu... Posted 04/23/2008 09:29 AMReply
Anonymous
damn censor, i meant he's a huge p*ssy, not to confuse anyone Posted 04/23/2008 09:31 AMReply
Anonymous
boren is a piece of shit Posted 04/23/2008 09:49 AMReply
Anonymous
you are all little B I T C H E S!!! Stop complaining about how S H I T T Y your situation is and get ready for the beatdown of a lifetime the next 4 years. GO BUCKS!!! Posted 04/23/2008 2:11 PMReply
Anonymous
^The above message was sponsored by your local Target Assistant Manager.

Boren transferred because he couldn't cut the new S&C program. If sweatervest wants to recruit with donuts and large pizzas, more power to him.
Posted 04/23/2008 3:10 PMReply
Anonymous
Boren left cuz his little brother is a no-talent 1star who apparently makes Justin worth two scholarships to OSU. Rich Rod isn't giving special treatment to keep some fat nancy and I'm glad. The Borens need to stop going to church and realize that their sons need to try and make it in the real world. Posted 04/23/2008 3:52 PMReply
Anonymous
yea but local Target Assistant Manager is a bit too upper management for an OSU grad...more like McDonald's Drive-Thru attendant...HEY OSU ****...get ready for asking people if they want fries with that for the first 4 years after you get out of school Posted 04/23/2008 6:07 PMReply
Anonymous
hahahaha Posted 04/23/2008 7:14 PMReply
Anonymous
He wants it his way? He should get used to saying, "You can have it your way at Burger King." Don't blame Boren, you know what they say... you can take white trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the white trash. The guy is just going back to his bloodlines in the beautiful armpit of America. From "the List," we clearly see that we have enough drama queens at Michigan, therefore we can afford to not have Pryor or Boren.... Posted 04/23/2008 9:37 PMReply
Anonymous
You really can't blame the big lug for wanting to leave. Michigan's program is in shambles and Rich Rodriguez is definitely not the answer. How many offers did Michigan put out before they finally decided Rodriguez was the right choice. The bitterness on this blog is pathetic. The Wolverines might win six games this year, and certainly not their last. Posted 04/24/2008 06:52 AMReply
Anonymous
ur obviously a cock lover....we can't blame him? I don't care if he left b/c he's just a pussy...he can't handle having to run that extra mile and lift that extra bench press....he's a weak, mommas boy....he'll never play at OSU so **** it...take him buckeyes....stop talking shit when it's 4 months til game day number 1 dumb shits....did u forget about how ur last game ended up....for two years straight?...riiiight Posted 04/24/2008 5:29 PMReply
Anonymous
It is pathetic that Michigan fans have to say anyone that leaves them (Boren) or doesn't chose them (Pryor) is worthless... Well I heard they are changing the Big M to a Big L for LOSERS just like your new coach Rich Rod who is the biggest LOW class loser of all...A used car salesman in Coach's clothes and even those he should ship back to West Virginia because they are TACKY...At least Carr lost with class... I think 6 wins is a stretch !!!!!!!!!!!! Posted 04/24/2008 5:30 PMReply
Anonymous
it's not about Boren choosing OSU over UM...it's about him being a pussy and not being man enough to work his ass off and just being a fat ass arrogant prick....he should be trying to get better which he will in UM's new offense...yet now he's guarnteed to never go pro Posted 04/24/2008 6:00 PMReply
Anonymous
Boren is not and never was a true Michign man if he would even consider playing at OSU. Posted 04/29/2008 12:36 AMReply

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