Things to Bring: Cowboy Hat

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Things to Bring: Cowboy Hat
That's me on the right.

This may sound like a non sequitur piece of advice, but I've used my cowboy hat so many times the last three years I've lost track. I think I've gone to at least four barn dances, three "hoe"downs, a "cowboy bros and western hoes" party, and a "make a run for the border" party where everyone was dressed as illegal immigrants. Only in Ann Arbor.

Girls, those straw thatched ones will do just fine; guys, go big or go home, yours should be made from a cow. With a cowboy hat you look slightly cooler than usual, it's a good conversation starter and can make for great role play later on in the night if you find a special filly that catches your eye.
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Comments

Anonymous
Johnny, I love you!! Let's see a real face pic. Posted 06/28/2007 7:32 PMReply
Paul Tassi
haha, this coming from "anonymous" Posted 06/28/2007 7:38 PMReply
Anonymous
I'm your biggest fan ... trust me, they don't make boys like you where I come from. Posted 06/28/2007 7:52 PMReply
Anonymous
As the saying goes: save a horse, ride a cowboy.

HOT HOT HOT!
Posted 07/02/2007 5:12 PMReply
Gutsman
I swear I've seen blinds like those before... Posted 08/01/2007 2:42 PMReply
Anonymous
i clearly had the best costume for the "south of the border" party.... just point to the helmet when people ask what it is.... Posted 08/25/2007 10:30 AMReply

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