Last summer, I brought you the Things To Bring To College Series--necessary items included the designer purse, Hot Nurse costume , Rihanna branded umbrella (What a good song!), and Facebook relationship status.

I take it all back.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Vanderbilt Class of 2012, the wonder featured in the picture above is all you need to fit right in at Vandy.

PS. Said picture was found on Kanye West's blog.

PPS: Other, less important Things To Bring To College will follow.